Makes People Want to Vomit

Princess Mingyu had a sudden mental lapse and awkwardly said, "Ah... um, the cuckoo outside is calling so loudly."

Princess Mingyu prayed silently: "Heavens, please bless me, I hope they all have bad hearing and think that sound is the cuckoo calling!"

Xiao Yun blurted out, "Oh? There's a cuckoo calling? Your fart was so loud just now it drowned out the birdcall, I didn't hear it."

Princess Mingyu: ...

Lv Luo: ...

Xiao Zetian tried hard to suppress his laughter, his shoulders trembling.

"I, I..." Princess Mingyu covered her face in shame, wishing she could just die immediately.

She wanted to leave now, but dared not move, because even a slight movement made her feel countless noisy farts inside her body, like wild horses behind a fence, ready to burst out uncontrollably at any moment!

Princess Mingyu clenched hard, hoping she could hold back and not fart anymore!

But her stomach rumbled again, louder and more violently than before, signaling that an even stronger wave of noisy farts was forming inside her, ready to explode!

Princess Mingyu turned pale with fear, almost pleadingly looking at Lv Luo for help.

Lv Luo had no idea what to do, even more panicked than Princess Mingyu, completely dumbfounded.

Soon, the second wave of noisy farts gathered, and Princess Mingyu could no longer hold back. One noisy fart after another burst out like beans spilling from a bamboo tube, exploding one after another!

The princess's farts were fireworks of a different kind!

The poot-poot-poot sounds echoed through the room like firecrackers going off one after another.

Xiao Yun went from trying to hold back laughter to completely losing it, clutching his stomach and laughing uproariously on the floor without any dignity.

Xiao Zetian had a bit more self-control and managed not to laugh.

Princess Mingyu's face had turned a deep purple, embarrassed, collapsing onto the chair, yet still unable to stop the gas from escaping her body.

However, very soon, no one could laugh anymore!

Because the legend goes: silent farts are stinky, loud farts are not stinky. But this time, that didn't hold true!

A disgusting foul smell immediately filled the room, making Xiao Yun vomit with a "wah" sound.

Xiao Zetian couldn't hold it any longer either, quickly using his agility to fly out of the room like a gust of wind, flying far away before taking deep breaths facing the wind, deeply inhaling...

The scene just now was so terrifying that every time Xiao Zetian saw Princess Mingyu afterward, his mind would explode with countless noisy farts like fireworks, along with the memory of the disgusting stench.

Seeing Xiao Zetian leave, Xiao Yun quickly covered his nose and slipped away, breathing in fresh air behind Xiao Zetian, saying, "Ah, it stinks to death! I didn't expect the princess to fart, and so loud and smelly! Ah, whenever I see her from now on, I'll think of that stinky fart. No matter how beautiful she looks, it makes me want to vomit."

As Xiao Yun spoke, the image of the previous scene flashed in his mind again, almost making him vomit once more!

Inside the room, after Xiao Yun and Xiao Zetian left, Princess Mingyu suddenly rolled her eyes and nearly fainted.

Lv Luo, who was also heavily affected by the smell, quickly opened the windows to air out the room and helped Princess Mingyu up.

Princess Mingyu, unsure if she was more ashamed or overwhelmed by the stench, finally came to her senses. Upon seeing Lv Luo, she burst into tears, covering her face and saying, "It's over now. How could this princess embarrass herself so badly in front of General Xiao! It's over, over, how can I face anyone now!"