The Giant Fart

"Hmm?" This extremely embarrassing sound finally got Xiao Zetian to react.

He looked up, seemingly instinctively searching for the source of the sound, then his gaze landed on Princess Mingyu's belly.

Princess Mingyu's face instantly flushed bright red, and she looked extremely embarrassed. She covered her belly with one hand, suddenly feeling a tumultuous storm inside, as if a column of air was stabbing down through her intestines, filling her entire stomach with wildly swirling gas.

Gurgle! Gurgle! Gurgle!

Three consecutive loud sounds, each louder than the last, sounding almost like thunder.

Everyone in the room finally focused their attention on Princess Mingyu's belly.

Princess Mingyu was so embarrassed she didn't know what to do. She had no idea why her belly suddenly filled with so much gas, making noises like a drum.

Xiao Zetian and Xiao Yun exchanged a glance, silently communicating: Could this be Su Li's trap!?

Xiao Yun stroked his chin, thinking to himself that it must be his wife playing tricks! But since the lady said they had to stay for half an hour, did that mean the two of them had to listen to Princess Mingyu's belly drumming for half an hour?

At this moment, both Xiao Zetian and Xiao Yun had their own thoughts, curious about how the situation would unfold.

Princess Mingyu was mortified beyond belief; she had lost her composure in front of her beloved male idol and wished she could just bash her head against the wall!

Princess Mingyu secretly shifted her posture, hoping her belly would stop making noises, but a louder gurgle made her feel like she was about to break down.

"I-I'll leave first, next time..." Princess Mingyu wanted nothing more than to escape immediately, not wanting to stay another moment.

"Your Highness, our general has something to discuss with you. If you leave now, the general will be displeased," Xiao Yun quickly tried to persuade her, still curious about what would happen next since the half hour wasn’t up yet.

Princess Mingyu's face darkened; now she was truly caught in a dilemma.

Princess Mingyu lowered her head to look at her belly, praying to the heavens that her stomach wouldn’t act up again!

Princess Mingyu’s prayer seemed to work; she could clearly feel the gas moving inside her without making any more gurgling sounds.

Princess Mingyu’s tense nerves relaxed a bit. She had been focusing entirely on her belly, and now that she relaxed, she realized her back was all sweaty.

But this happiness seemed a bit premature.

Suddenly, a huge "Pffft—"

It was like a thunderclap on a clear day, like an ancient explosion echoing through the skies, like a giant roar waking from a dream. A powerful, thunderous fart erupted without warning, bursting out from Princess Mingyu’s body with a loud bang!

"Oh my goodness!" Xiao Yun jumped up on the spot, startled by the massive sound. He’d never heard such a loud fart in his life! And it came from a delicate princess! It sounded like a firecracker on New Year’s Eve!

At this moment, Princess Mingyu wished she could just stab herself to death!

Heavens, she had just let out such a thunderous fart right in front of her male idol!

Xiao Zetian suddenly understood Su Li’s intention. He almost hurt himself holding back laughter. He never expected his little wife to be so scheming, using this method to make Princess Mingyu utterly ashamed!

Xiao Zetian’s suppressed laughter was clearly a huge mockery in Princess Mingyu’s eyes.

Princess Mingyu hurriedly stood up, but with every move she made, another loud fart escaped. She let out four or five loud farts just getting up from the chair.