Who Set Off Firecrackers?

12/2/2025

In Lingdang's room.

Xiao Yun vividly described Princess Mingyu's farting escapade. After hearing it, Lingdang laughed so hard she fell off the stool, pounding the floor uncontrollably: "Hahaha, this is hilarious! Just imagining the scene is so embarrassing. No matter how thick-skinned Princess Mingyu is, she wouldn't have the face to face General Xiao anymore, hahaha! Master really is something, coming up with this trick, truly amazing!"

Xiao Yun also laughed, clutching his belly: "Yes, madam is truly brilliant! Using this trick, Princess Mingyu still thinks it's her stomach acting up! Sigh, if I were her, I'd cover my face and never show up again!"

"Exactly, especially since she embarrassed herself in front of General Xiao. Oh my, such a fresh and smelly blunder! Hahaha, I don't think she has the face to stick around!" Lingdang laughed, lying on the ground.

Xiao Yun immediately frowned, fanning himself: "Lingdang, don't mention the smell! Oh my goodness, it's so stinky! Just thinking about it makes me nauseous! I bet General Xiao feels the same; that psychological shadow will last a lifetime. Madam is truly amazing!"

While speaking, Xiao Yun sniffed his clothes, frowning: "After General Xiao and I left the room, we immediately took separate baths and changed clothes. That smell was terrifying; we were afraid of getting it on ourselves. I even washed with soapberry several times!"

Lingdang finally got up from the ground, wiping tears of laughter: "No wonder Master doesn't use this trick often, fearing the ancestor's blame. It's truly outrageous. Who knew that different food combinations could have such special effects? Master calls this the mutual generation and restriction of foods. Hehehe, Commander Xiao Yun, you better behave from now on, or I'll tamper with your ingredients too, hehe!"

Xiao Yun immediately surrendered: "Alright, Lingdang, my dear sister, please don't! I can't afford to lose face!"

"Hey, since when did you get a sister? How come I didn't know?" At the door, Li Yanhao swaggered in, immediately asking, "Who set off firecrackers at home this afternoon? It's not even a festival, why the firecrackers?"

Firecrackers!?

Xiao Yun and Lingdang laughed until they could barely breathe. Lingdang laughed heartily, gasping for air: "Young master, go ask Princess Mingyu. She's the one who set off... firecrackers, hahaha!"

Li Yanhao saw them laughing like two blossoming flowers, completely baffled. He happened to walk to Princess Mingyu's side room, saw the door closed, and shouted inside grumpily, "Princess Mingyu, did you set off firecrackers in your room this afternoon? You're a princess; if you haven't set off firecrackers before, don't start now. If you get hurt, it'll cause us trouble later!"

Princess Mingyu, locked in her room and already on edge, couldn't hold back upon hearing Li Yanhao's voice. She shouted, "Get lost! I didn't set off firecrackers!"

Li Yanhao angrily retorted, "Pah! I was kindly warning you, and you’re so ungrateful!"

"Get lost! I don't want to hear your voice!" Princess Mingyu hugged her shoulders, trembling. She hated hearing about that incident the most, and Li Yanhao kept bringing it up, accusing her of setting off firecrackers...

Did her fart really sound that loud!?

Lüluo silently cursed beside her but dared not say it out loud: It was way louder than firecrackers.

Li Yanhao sneered, thinking the princess was really something. If she set off firecrackers, fine, but to lie and deny it was just not right.

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