Panic

2/14/2026

The next day.

"Aaaah—!" A pig-slaughtering scream erupted from inside the elegant chamber, making the servants cleaning outside frown. What on earth was wrong with the young miss? This kind of wailing had gone on all night...

"Aaah, aaah—" Ivy's throat was already raw, but she kept screaming hoarsely. She honestly didn't know how else to express her current feelings except to keep shrieking.

Lana, standing anxiously nearby, was deeply worried. What on earth had happened last night? Why was the young miss trembling and shaking even in her sleep? Well, maybe it was just a nightmare—surely once she woke up, things would be fine. But who could have guessed that after waking up, her screams only got louder.

"Y-you, stay away from me!" Ivy clutched her pillow tightly, curling up in the farthest corner of the bed, looking utterly terrified.

"Miss..." Lana was at a loss. What was wrong with her mistress? Had she accidentally said something wrong just now?

"Get out, get out, get out—now!" Hugging her pillow, Ivy didn’t even bother to look up at Lana, just shrieked for her to leave.

Seeing this, Lana could only sigh quietly and slip away. It looked like she’d have to go to the pharmacy and fetch Old Liu.

Hearing the door quietly close, Ivy couldn’t hold back her sobs any longer. She’d wanted to tell everyone those guys were snake demons and that someone should hurry and fetch a priest, but she hadn’t expected...

"Miss, are you feverish? How could the young masters be snake demons? We’re snakes, not demons!"

WTF, we’re snakes, she says we’re snakes, and—wait, hold up, does that mean she’s a snake demon too?!

Turns out, I didn’t transmigrate into some decent country—I landed in a beast nation and became a giant python lady?!

"Oh my god, heavens, earth, what kind of scam is this?! Are you freaking kidding me? Waaa, I wanna go home…" Ivy buried her face in her pillow and bawled like a baby.

Honestly, no one in the universe could possibly get how she felt right now…

She’s deathly afraid of snakes, and now she’s transmigrated to snake country and married four poisonous serpent husbands. Help! Did she commit some cosmic crime in her last life?!

Elder Rowan: You totally did!

Three days later—

For three whole days, Ivy didn’t leave her room, threatening to end it all if anyone dared disturb her.

But she wasn’t just moping around; except for snatching food at the door, she spent every minute rolling back and forth on her bed, hoping she could roll herself straight back to the 21st century.

After rolling, like, a thousand times and still being stuck here, Ivy finally let out the biggest sigh in history and sat up.

Looks like there’s no way back… but if she had to lay eggs and raise snake babies in this snake country, she’d rather be single forever.

No way! She instantly nixed that idea—she hadn’t even dated or fangirled over hot guys yet. If she could transmigrate here, there had to be a way home!

With her plan set, Ivy took a deep breath, marched over to the washstand, and scrubbed her face like her life depended on it. A few minutes later, she shuffled to the dressing table.

Ugh, as if transmigrating into a snake wasn’t bad enough—what if she was ugly too… She hadn’t even finished the word ‘ugly’ before she was totally stunned. Who the heck was that drop-dead gorgeous babe in the bronze mirror?!

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