The story of Oddball Bro is just the tip of the iceberg in the grand cultivation at Sunmoon Mountain. Every member of No One Under Heaven is pushing forward just like Oddball Bro. Maybe a few were slackers at first, but once Oddball Bro lit a fire under them, they all started hustling like they’d chugged rocket fuel.
As pioneers, leaders, and life coaches, Jill Young and Jack Young often squeeze in some time to offer guidance. We won’t go into detail about everyone else—let’s just take one example: Li Yuncong.
Elite member Li Yuncong works out his dominance every day, hoping to merge Pure Yang, Soft Yang, and Spiritual Yang into one. But merging the three just buffs his fighting power—if he wants to ditch his reputation as a 'blink-and-you-miss-it guy,' he’s gotta bulk up his total dominance.
If he were in the world of Chunbro Saga, Li Yuncong could boost his dominance by doing trials, treasure hunts, or climbing the Sky Ladder. But since he’s not on his home turf, he’s got to find another way.
Li Yuncong went to consult Jill Young and Jack Young, who found this whole 'dominance energy' business fascinating. After several days of brainstorming, they discovered that the "Dominance: Wilted Blossom" technique was surprisingly effective—don’t blame them for being creeps, it’s not their fault! The Chunbro Saga version of dominance is way different from the One Piece version—and yeah, it’s just that pervy!
The top-tier Dominance Manual says: "All dominance is stashed in the chrysanthemum point—whoever masters the chrysanthemum, masters dominance."
That’s literally what the legendary manual says—
Chrysanthemum—wink wink—comes in all grades, and the difference between them is huge. (And yes, we're talking about the infamous "Dominance: Wilted Blossom" technique.)
The lowest grade, the common folk’s chrysanthemum, can only help a dominance practitioner recover spent energy. It takes a hundred "Wilted Blossoms" to regain 1 point of dominance, and you can only do it once a day.
The mid-tier grade, reserved for section chiefs and village leaders—small-time bosses—can also only restore spent energy, but one "Wilted Blossom" does the trick for 1 point, and you can do it three times a day: morning, noon, and night.
The top-tier, king-grade chrysanthemum belongs to heroes of great renown. It not only restores spent energy but also bumps up your max limit. The amount of dominance and XP you get from a single "Wilted Blossom" depends on the donor—the more famous and legendary, the bigger the boost. If the donor doesn’t have a major breakthrough, they can only give XP once in a lifetime. But for just refilling your tank, you can do it five times a day.
(What counts as a major breakthrough? Easy—from Prince Qin (I mean Li Shimin) to Emperor Taizong the Heavenly Khan, that’s a big leap. Of course, whether you bloom Taizong all at once or in batches, the total dominance energy gained is the same.)
The highest divine-grade chrysanthemum belongs to natural-born geniuses. These folks don’t need epic achievements or fame—they’re born to hand out buckets of XP and restore a mountain of dominance. And they all share one trait: they love to show off, fail spectacularly, and despite their turbo ambitions, always end up face-planting into the pit of embarrassment. You can’t train for this—it’s just destiny.
You can’t hunt for these godly oddballs, but if you do run into one, they’re easy to spot. If someone brags, "KingJester_NotAStud, I mock the Overlord and sneer at Wenhou like he’s yesterday’s meme," and they’re sleazy but tough as nails—bingo, that’s your Oddball Bro!
The divine-grade chrysanthemum can only give experience once in a lifetime, but you can do the "Wilted Blossom" ten times a day, each time restoring a huge amount of dominance.
And if someone with natural traits also becomes super famous and gets crowned as the “Iron Testicle Pure God” or something, then wow—that’s the ultimate grade!
Ultimate-grade chrysanthemum can do the "Wilted Blossom" a hundred times a day, each time reviving the dominance master to full power. It’s the lifelong best buddy for any dominance master.
So, dominance masters—don’t miss your shot! Oddball Bro, you won’t regret blooming! Queen Jill, you won’t get scammed! What are you waiting for? Stick out your prostate finger and follow the instructions at the bottom of the screen—crack open that chrysanthemum point and unleash your inner Wilted Blossom!
After all that detailed explanation, the manual has a bold warning: The prostate finger must only be used on creatures with a prostate. If not, unpredictable danger awaits—the best case is losing all dominance energy, and there’s a big chance you’ll get burned alive by mysterious fire.
Ancient dominance masters described this bizarre outcome: "Get a girlfriend and you’re out of the bromance club! FFF squad, attack—burn the heteros!"
Young dominance masters, take heed—remember this well.
After reading this section of the 'Dominance Codex Upgrade,' Li Yuncong lifted his gaze, howled at the sky, and was filled with heroic passion. After a fierce internal struggle, he sighed: "No matter how much I try to dodge it, in the end, I still have to walk this road of no return."
Then his gaze went soft and landed on Oddball Bro. Oddball Bro shuddered all over, eyes wide with terror. In that instant when their eyes met, a thousand words were condensed into one look, and then they both looked away, their faces mysteriously blushing...
Everyone knows what happened next. In short, Li Yuncong’s dominance shot up tenfold, and now he gets ten fast recoveries a day. "Dominance Annihilation Roar!" "Dominance Man Wave!" "Dominance Soul-Grabbing Eye!"—he kept inventing new dominance moves, training hard in the valley every day.
A month later, Li Yuncong asked Jill Young and Jack Young for permission to travel and see the world. The twins gazed at him deeply, their eyes filled with pity and grandeur, as if moved by the universe itself. But in the end, they agreed: "Well… it’s good to push yourself, but be careful—don’t get caught red-handed, or even we can’t save you."
Li Yuncong took the order and set out. First stop: Golden Forest.
How many real heroes are there in the world? Only a handful with names. But in the Golden Forest infirmary, there are quite a few lying around—like Aragorn and others. May you all wake up without sore butts. King Elrond, may you not be haunted by nightmares every night.
Amitabha.
Sigh, it’s true: men fear the wrong career, women fear the wrong husband. Back when he was a mecha pilot, he was young, dashing, and full of righteousness. But one misstep—getting blown into a weird world by a void storm—turned into a lifelong regret, and he ended up on this road of no return.
Yeah, it’s sad and pitiful—how many joys and sorrows are there in this world?
—But what does any of this have to do with us?
Anyway, there are already plenty of shameless folks around, so one more doesn’t make a difference—I’m used to it. Now, everyone just gets on with their own thing. Since we’ve landed in a world that dishes out loads of experience, let’s buckle down and keep training.
So time passed. Fifteen days later, atop Sunmoon Peak, Jill Young sat quietly in meditation. If you looked closely, you’d see she wasn’t breathing at all—her chest perfectly still, no breath from her nose.
In internal cultivation, the deeper and longer your breath, the better the results and the faster your progress. And the stronger your skills, the deeper and longer you can breathe.
Of course, even innate masters—who claim to use innate true energy for internal breathing—can only do it for a short while. Even Wang Chongyang, once the top of the Five Absolutes and creator of innate skills, could only manage a soft, thread-like breath. And the so-called breath-holding experts with Turtle Breathing Technique? That’s the best they can do, too.
Theory is one thing, reality is another—who knows what the real experts can do, but at least at the Infinite Realm, you can’t just hold your breath forever. According to Jiao Niang, even Xu Zhuzi could only hold his breath for a bit over three hours, and that’s already insane.
But for the Twins, that limit doesn’t exist anymore.
This is the latest dual-cultivation method they developed—the Breathing Substitution Technique.
Teacher Jill does her thing—breaking martial arts, training Prajna, whatever she wants. Her skillset means she doesn’t need this technique. But Queen Jill completely ditched mouth and nose breathing, tapping into her deepest potential. Like a turbocharger, she runs an infinite closed-loop cycle.
This training puts a huge load on the body, and only Jill Young can use this unprecedented method to push the limits of deep cultivation.
One hour, two hours, five hours, ten hours—Queen Jill sat silently atop Sunmoon Peak for a whole day and night. Finally, a loud crack echoed from within her body.
Two more meridians opened, her Supreme Skill reached a new peak, and Queen Jill’s power smoothly hit seventy years. On top of that, a dragon-shaped phantom leapt out of her body. After a long recovery, the Dragon Power she once sacrificed was finally fully restored.
A powerful aura spread out naturally, and the custom divine weapon in the sword furnace sensed it, instantly humming with joy.
"Oh? You did it." Teacher Yang, who’d been quietly reading, looked up and smiled, "I didn’t hold back at all these days—all my nutrition went to you. We’re finally balanced again."
"Hiss—" Jill Young took a deep breath, drawing energy from all directions into her mouth and nose, and her fluctuating aura quickly calmed down.
"Whoosh—" She slowly exhaled, like a javelin shooting from her mouth. The breath hit the ground, making pebbles roll away.
She opened her eyes, clenched her fists, and jumped to her feet. She twisted her body, stretched her chest, shook her head, and loosened up: "Not bad, not bad, feels pretty good. I just realized this is a great method. We’re on different paths—you shot to king-level in a blink, but watch out, I might catch up and even surpass you one day."
"Totally normal. My method focuses on realm, yours on foundation. Realm is elusive—you might grind for ten years with no progress, or have a sudden breakthrough and become a god. But foundation is solid, no shortcuts, no cheating. In terms of foundation, your physical strength and meridian adaptability are already in the Saint Origin Infinite realm, so your internal training’s a breeze. Honestly, I look forward to the day you surpass me." Yang Qi put down his book and stood up. "So, want to keep going?"
"This is just the beginning—it’s only restored me to my old peak from the last world, not real progress yet. Of course I’m going to keep going. But this place—it’s not intense enough." Jill Young patted the sword furnace. "Let’s go, bring the furnace, and find somewhere with more kick. From today on, we’re really stepping into a new realm, heading toward a new world."