Sure, this chick was a total knockout with a killer bod, but Ryan Ling couldn’t care less right now. If that Ancestor Immortal power landed on him, he’d be vaporized—like, not even a hair left! His Da Luo Golden Immortal skills? Useless. He’d be dead before he could even blink!
And to really rub salt in the wound, he’d already burned through all his Primeval Heavenwood juice—inside, outside, nada left. And as if the Ancestor Immortal wasn’t enough, those psycho Primordial Immortals were swarming him like rabid dogs out for blood. Escape route? LOL, what escape route?
Guess all Ryan could do now was suck it up and accept his fate. Life’s a joke, huh?
Meanwhile, the woman next to him was so freaked out she was shaking like a leaf, looked like she might shatter any second. But just when things hit peak disaster, Ryan spotted a flash at her chest—something only crisis mode could trigger!
Ryan’s gut screamed: this thing might just be his golden ticket outta here.
Zero hesitation—Ryan dove right in and ripped her clothes open like a man possessed.
"What the hell are you doing?!" the woman shrieked.
But Ryan couldn’t care less—he craned his neck for a closer look and realized the glowing thing was a jade pendant. Not only was it shining, but it was blasting out all sorts of spicy, spring-palace cartoons. Live-action adult anime, anyone?
"What the hell is this?" Ryan blurted, totally lost.
Suddenly, the woman’s eyes lit up and she shouted, "Hold up! I think I’ve got it—we might actually make it out alive!"
"Spit it out already!" Ryan blurted, heart pounding like a drum solo—he could tell this thing might actually save his bacon, so yeah, he was sweating bullets.
The woman started to say something, then suddenly remembered and slapped her hand over her mouth—her face went tomato red, dying of embarrassment.
"Spill it! We’re about to get pancaked here!" Ryan was losing patience, yelling like a man about to get steamrolled.
Meanwhile, the outside force was ramping up—if they didn’t act soon, they’d both be turned into human jam!
With death breathing down their necks, the woman finally piped up, still shy as a kitten.
"Not gonna lie, this jade pendant’s called the Elysium Jade Pendant. My master said if I ever hit rock bottom and there’s no hope left, I should follow the patterns on the pendant. That might just bail me out. You get what I'm hinting at, right?" She finished with a sly wink at Ryan.
Ryan blinked. Only now did he remember the woman said she was from the Elysium Sect. Who knew what kind of freaky place that was—probably some big-shot sect like Heaven-Earth. But who cares about sect drama when death’s about to dropkick you into oblivion? If this was a way out, he was all in!
"So what are we waiting for?" Ryan didn’t bother with second thoughts—desperate times, desperate measures, whatever it took!
"But..." The woman looked like she might bolt any second, torn up inside.
"But what? Seriously, now’s not the time!" Ryan wasn’t about to get mushy—cultivators were supposed to be above this drama. No time for mushy feelings—this was do-or-die.
"Alright..." She bit her lip, sighed, and gave in—no other choice.
Ryan didn’t hesitate for a second—he pressed himself right on top of her, and in a flash, the place echoed with sounds that’d make a monk retire early.
The woman went from pushing him away to full-on enthusiastic—clearly, this was her kind of thrill, and soon she was all in!
But then, boom—layers of light screens popped up, wrapping them like two bugs in a giant cocoon. The light looked soft, but its defense could probably shrug off a meteor strike!
Suddenly, Ryan felt light as a feather—way easier than before. The woman beside him caught the weird power too, and her cries hit a whole new octave!
Meanwhile, the outside attacks weren’t letting up—in fact, they went full psycho mode. No wonder the Ancestor Immortal corpse was losing its mind, smashing them with blows that got nastier every second—like it wanted them atomized!
But with that barrier up, they were totally insulated—nothing got through, not even a tickle.
"We—we’re saved!" Ryan hollered, totally stoked. Talk about luck of the century!
But the woman next to him was reduced to whimpers and gasps—words were out of the question.
Ryan was floored—clearly, she’d just gotten a crash course in pleasure.
But Ryan wasn’t here for romance—he’d pulled all this just to save his own skin. Now that they’d dodged death, he had to think escape. Honestly, that Ancestor Immortal was way out of his league. Getting out of here in one piece would be a freaking miracle!
Just as he started plotting his escape, he clocked a bunch of hidden powers buried underground. These forces were deep, silent, and packing some serious heat. Ryan perked right up—these could be his golden ticket!
If you find buried treasure, you dig it up—simple as that!
Ryan took a breath and stretched out his senses. Jackpot! The underground was stuffed with Primordial Immortal corpses—and not the bargain-bin kind, either. Back when he was fighting for his life, he hadn’t noticed, but now he saw he’d basically landed in a treasure vault—loot everywhere.
He didn’t bother trying to leave yet—first, he was gonna grab every shiny thing in sight. With these treasures, his power-up was about to go turbo!
"Suck, suck, suck!" Ryan yelled, bouncing off the walls with excitement. In a flash, all the Primordial Immortal corpses nearby were sucked into his body—it felt freaking amazing!
These Primordial Immortal powers weren’t just strong—they were squeaky clean, no leftover soul junk at all. Apparently, all that had been purified ages ago, which was a massive win for Ryan’s cultivation!
In the blink of an eye, Ryan had scooped up more than a dozen corpses—each one loaded with perks. And this was just the warm-up; there were plenty more in the wings!
"This is awesome!" Ryan was buzzing, absorbing nonstop. Meanwhile, the woman was still straddling him, pleading for more.
Ryan was speechless—apparently, Elysium Sect girls were seriously wild about this stuff!
But what really blew his mind was that the woman’s power shot up like a rocket—way past what he’d expected. She started at Primordial Immortal peak, and now she’d blasted up to Primordial Immortal great-perfection! She was leveling up even faster than him!
Maybe this is their secret hack for power-ups.
Ryan was floored—and still kinda speechless.
Still, he didn’t dwell on it. If he could scoop up more Primordial Immortal corpses, he could rocket right up to Da Luo Golden Immortal max level!
If both of them powered up this much, maybe together they could actually take on the Ancestor Immortal. If they really managed to beat him, the loot would be off the charts—and that Ancestor corpse was bound to have a treasure stash that could drive anyone nuts. What really got Ryan going was that if he bagged that corpse, hitting Primordial Immortal himself would be a piece of cake!
So yeah, Ryan had to tough it out a little longer...