Abnormal Morning Erection

12/2/2025

"Whoa! I did it! I actually did it! Yes!!" Shawn Young knocked down the Cream Puff Guy and couldn't help but shout with joy.

"Shawn, bro! Help us, please! We're about to get wrecked—ah! Not the face! That hurts!" Danny Dean's miserable cries rang out from the other side.

Shawn whipped his head around and saw Alex Easton and the others howling in pain. They were no match for the four Blue Wolf Syndicate thugs; after a short scuffle, they were getting beaten so badly it sounded like a haunted house. Especially Danny Dean—his big size made him an easy target, and his already chubby face was now covered in shoe prints of all shapes and sizes, swollen up like a pig's head.

Shawn panicked, clutching the Heavenward Seal in his hand, and started blasting the brawling crowd, shouting, "Freeze! Freeze! Just freeze for me!"

A burst of white light shot from his hand, zipping across the room. In an instant, all four Blue Wolf Syndicate goons—and even Alex Easton and his buddies—were frozen in place by Shawn's spell. Their mouths hung open, stuck in a weird tangle of limbs, looking absolutely ridiculous.

"Uh—what the heck? Did I mess something up?" Shawn was stunned by the result and started thinking about how to undo the spell for his friends. Suddenly, a wave of intense sleepiness hit him. His whole body went limp, every ounce of strength vanishing in a flash. His legs buckled and he collapsed onto the floor, staring at the ceiling—and instantly fell into a deep sleep!

"No way! Shawn! You're sleeping at a time like this?! Get up and fix us! We look ridiculous stuck like this!" Alex Easton shouted, but Shawn was already out cold, dead to the world and couldn't hear a thing.

"We're doomed! This is so embarrassing! Ugh—" Jake Jewel cried.

"I'm the real victim here! Damn it, trying to protect you two—look at the ridiculous pose I'm stuck in!" Danny Dean complained, utterly frustrated.

The three exchanged helpless glances and sighed. Turns out, the moment they were frozen, all three had instinctively shielded their precious parts—Alex Easton and Jake Jewel curled up, clutching their heads, while Danny Dean was especially dramatic: one hand on his head, the other covering his crotch, striking a pose straight out of Michael Jackson's iconic 'crotch-grab moonwalk'!

"Oh! Got it! I'll call right away!" The young man grabbed Shanpao's phone and frantically dialed the number...

Meanwhile, Shawn Young felt like he was surrounded by darkness. He hadn’t even dreamed before he groggily woke up. As soon as he came to, he realized he was lying on a spotless hospital bed. Morning sunlight streamed through the window, and there were fresh flowers and fruit on the nightstand.

Then Shawn Young was startled by what he saw around him: standing right next to his bed was Lilian Grace, and beside her stood a stunning female police officer in a unique uniform!

The beautiful policewoman was nearly 1.75 meters tall, dressed immaculately in her full uniform. Her emerald green blouse and knee-length skirt gave her an air of authority—like some untouchable goddess. But what really caught Shawn Young’s eye were her impossibly perky breasts, straining against her shirt without a hint of sag. The sheer firmness was almost a visual shock to his system.

Next to her, Lilian Grace wore a white summer mini-skirt, her shiny black hair cascading over her shoulders like a waterfall. Her flawless, lovely face was lit up with a tempting smile, and from the side, she looked almost otherworldly—like a fairy untouched by earthly troubles. Her delicate nose, luscious lips, and elegant neck made her seem sculpted by the gods. Her slender figure stood tall, and the skirt showed off her crystal-clear skin and legs so smooth they could send anyone’s imagination running wild.

"Wow, talk about top-tier babes! Two at once—am I seeing things?" Shawn Young couldn’t help but rub his eyes. Once he was sure they were real, his heart started pounding uncontrollably.

But what confused Shawn Young was that both women blushed and turned away the moment they saw him wake up. Shawn found it weird and couldn’t help asking, "Uh... what happened to me?"

"Uh... You're fine! Just a totally normal case of morning wood... Just talk to me, distract yourself, and it'll go away!" the gorgeous policewoman said, jumping in quickly.

"Morning wood!?" Shawn Young froze, then glanced down at himself. Sure enough, his crotch was sticking up like a tent—looking fierce, like it was trying to shout, show off, or even tease the two beauties next to him!

"Oh! This—this is a misunderstanding! I—I’ll watch myself!" Shawn Young’s face turned beet red as he grabbed a pillow to cover himself.

"...Thank you for saving me, Shawn Young!" At that moment, Lilian Grace finally looked up at him with a shy, rosy smile.

"Uh, no problem. Just doing my job as a hero!" Shawn Young replied, trying to act cool, but his awkwardness was written all over his face.

The policewoman couldn’t help but giggle, her laughter crisp and sweet. "Shawn Young, you really are something else. Not only did you save Lilian Grace, you also managed to get yourself into quite a... unique situation."

"Officer, please, don’t make fun of me. I swear this is the first time I’ve woken up like this in front of two gorgeous ladies!" Shawn Young protested, feeling like he wanted to crawl under the bed.

Lilian Grace covered her mouth, trying not to laugh. Her cheeks were flushed pink, and her eyes sparkled with amusement.

The policewoman winked at Shawn Young, then said, "Alright, let’s get down to business. Shawn Young, can you tell me what happened last night?"

Shawn Young nodded, doing his best to ignore his embarrassing predicament and focus on the question. He started to recount everything that had happened the night before.

As Shawn Young spoke, both Lilian Grace and the policewoman listened intently, their expressions shifting between concern and curiosity.

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