This Is My Ex-Boyfriend and Current Boyfriend

Excuse me, but what's that jade-like patch on her eyelid?

Is it trendy now to wear jade on your eyelids?

And those crimson lips...

Paired with those yellowed, protruding teeth...

And what's with those two blobs on her cheeks?

Why are they so perfectly round and red, like someone measured them with a compass?

Also, her hair is meticulously pinned up, with several hairpins sticking out in all directions.

Wait, is she going for a retro look?

Alright, let's just ignore all that for now.

Because our attention was immediately drawn to the jewelry she was wearing.

She had seven or eight bangles on her wrist, and five or six rings on her fingers.

Cherry Miller felt her sense of aesthetics was being seriously challenged.

She remembered Shawn Shi always bragging that his mom was the prettiest in the village.

If everyone in their village shared this kind of aesthetic...

Cherry suddenly didn’t dare imagine any further.

Cherry straightened her back and strode over confidently.

Don’t be fooled by my small size—I’ve got plenty of presence!

There weren’t many people in the café, so as soon as Cherry walked in, she was instantly noticed.

When Shawn Shi saw Cherry’s outfit, he couldn’t help but shudder.

But then, he immediately felt proud!

He thought Cherry Miller had dressed up just to meet his family!

So, to him, this was a sign that she valued him and his family!

Valued what, exactly?

That's not what this is about at all, okay?

Can you not just randomly interpret other people's intentions?

Shawn Shi rushed over to Cherry Miller, reaching out affectionately to grab her hand, but Cherry instantly shook him off.

Shawn didn’t mind at all and quickly whispered, "I’m really happy you dressed up so formally today, but maybe you went a little overboard! You didn’t even take off the tags and price labels on your clothes!"

Formally, my ass!

I came here on purpose just to mess with you guys!

Cherry didn’t even glance at Shawn, walking straight up to the auntie, pulling out a chair and sitting down.

Sure enough, the auntie wasn’t pleased: "Did I say you could sit?"

Cherry picked her nose as shamelessly as possible: "I like this chair, so if I want to sit, I’ll sit!"

The auntie's face darkened, and her first impression of Cherry immediately went negative.

Shawn panicked and said to the auntie, "Mom, Cherry isn’t usually like this."

Cherry said loudly and carelessly, "No, no, no, what you saw before was just an act. This is the real me! They say you should show your true self when meeting elders, right? Well, this is me—shameless and vulgar. And look, I love all kinds of designer brands! Shawn, the ones you can’t afford!"

Cherry flaunted all the brand tags and labels on her clothes, looking extremely smug.

The classmates watching the livestream burst out laughing, slapping their desks.

Is she for real?

If the big shot saw Cherry showing off her designer brands, do you think she’d back down?

Way too naive!

Turns out, the auntie knows how to show off her wealth too!

She shook her wrist with seven or eight bangles and five or six rings, saying casually, "I heard your family is poor? So poor yet so extravagant—I don’t agree to this marriage!"

You’ve got to be kidding!

Even if you agree, I don’t!

Cherry fought to keep her temper and continued to show off: "See this? Chanel—half a million! Can’t afford it, can you? Look at my shoes! Hermès—one hundred thousand! Can’t afford it, can you? Check out my bag, Louis Vuitton—two hundred thousand! Can’t afford it, can you?"

"Hey, what are you saying! My mom hates wasting money the most!" Shawn quickly whispered to Cherry, "Besides, you should really praise my mom’s jewelry. She’s been collecting those treasures for decades."

Cherry’s gaze landed on the auntie’s wrist and she couldn’t help but shiver.

Seriously, this is a real challenge to my sense of aesthetics.

How am I supposed to compliment that?

The auntie saw Cherry fall silent and thought she had nothing to say, so she put on her authoritative face and said, "I’m a retired teacher in our town, my husband is the village chief, my son is a big-shot reporter! Our family’s got great status. If you behave, get married and have kids soon, buy a house and car, move me in to live with you, hand over your salary card, and sell all those ridiculous clothes you’re wearing, then maybe I’ll consider it! After all, I’m an open-minded mother! As long as Shawn likes you, I won’t object."

Cherry rolled her eyes and said, "Auntie, actually, I have something to tell you both."

"What is it?" the auntie and Shawn asked in unison. "What else do you have to say?"

Both of them looked at her as if she was being completely ungrateful.

Cherry clapped her hands, and Yina Yin and Ethan Yin walked in side by side from outside.

The moment the auntie saw them, her eyes lit up!

Exactly, just like two lightbulbs—suddenly shining bright!

Handsome men! Absolutely gorgeous!

In the next second, before the auntie could react, the two stunning guys sat down on either side of Cherry, and Ethan Yin even snuggled right into Cherry’s arms.

Cherry was stunned.

Hey, hey, Ethan, you’re really going overboard with this act!

Yina Yin coughed lightly and said, "Allow me to introduce myself! I’m Cherry’s first boyfriend."

Ethan Yin followed up, "I’m Cherry’s second boyfriend—her current boyfriend."

The auntie shrieked, "What!"

Shawn was just as shocked, turning to Cherry: "You mean you and him are…"

"Ahem, that’s right." Cherry shamelessly patted Ethan Yin’s shoulder and said, "That day you saw us having tea together—actually, that day we…"

"Ugh! I was already yours that day! How could you not make our relationship public?" Ethan Yin playfully poked Cherry’s cheek, acting all dramatic.

Pfft… The classmates watching the livestream all burst out laughing!

Seriously, no exaggeration.

Everyone’s screens were covered in spit!

Cherry opened her mouth, then went along with Ethan’s story, hugging him tightly and saying, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, that day we really did…"

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"We’ve already slept together!" Ethan Yin blurted out, never one to shy away from shocking people.

Pfft… The classmates watching the livestream once again showered their screens with spit.

Cherry stiffened, staring at Ethan in disbelief. Ethan winked at her, and Cherry quickly snapped back to reality, continuing to brag to the big shot and Shawn: "Yeah, yeah! Hahaha… So, yeah, we’ve slept… slept… slept together! That’s right, that’s how it is! And you can see, I still can’t let go of my ex—even though she’s a girl, I still truly love her! But my current… boyfriend… doesn’t mind at all."

Ethan Yin and Yina Yin both smiled and nodded, looking completely satisfied.

Yina Yin is tall and dresses like a boy, so pretending to be Cherry’s ex-boyfriend is no problem at all!

"What?" The auntie and Shawn felt like their whole worldview was being brutally challenged.

Cherry shamelessly continued, "You can see for yourselves—my ex and my current boyfriend get along great."

To prove Cherry’s point, Yina Yin suddenly turned and grabbed Ethan Yin’s shoulder, and the two acted super close!

"So, my future husband will just have to accept this situation!" Cherry kept up her deadpan nonsense. "They’re both my true loves—I just can’t let go of either of them! What can I say, I really love them both!"

To prove her true love, Cherry hugged both of them again and said, "See? They can get along just fine, so why shouldn’t my future husband get along with them too?"

"Nonsense!" The auntie was furious.

But Cherry wasn’t done yet. She kept going: "You can see for yourselves, my ex-boyfriend is actually a woman."

Cherry reached out and lifted Yina Yin’s chin, continuing, "But I just love her so much! What am I supposed to do? I like both men and women—what can I do!"

The auntie’s face turned ashen!

"Yeah, yeah, I really like Cherry too, so I’m willing to accept her ex-boyfriend." Ethan Yin chimed in, and to prove he was serious, he pulled Cherry into his arms and kissed her!

Cherry hadn’t even recovered before she was suddenly kissed.

Kiss… kiss… he’s actually kissing her?!

Wait a second!

Ethan, you’re really overdoing it with this acting!

Cherry was just about to push Ethan Yin away when the auntie and Shawn were already shaking with anger.

Oh, they’re actually shaking with anger?

Well then, let’s make them shake a little more!

Cherry plucked up her courage, wrapped her arms around Ethan Yin’s shoulders, and kissed him back.

Seeing Cherry take the initiative, Ethan Yin immediately grinned from ear to ear and happily accepted the kiss.

Hmm, even though it was her first kiss, it actually felt pretty good.

"Nonsense, absolute nonsense! I will never allow a woman like this to marry into our family!" The auntie was shaking all over with rage. "Not only do you have so many ex-boyfriends, but you actually… right in front of me… Oh my god, I’m going to die of anger, you’re all going to be the death of me! I won’t agree, I absolutely won’t agree! Over my dead body!"

Hearing the auntie’s words, Cherry was just about to let go of Ethan Yin.

But Ethan Yin’s big hands held her tightly—she couldn’t break free at all!

She could only passively keep enduring Ethan Yin’s kiss.

The auntie really couldn’t take it anymore!

Actually, it was jealousy burning her up!

She pushed her chair back and strode out of the room.

Shawn glanced at the two still locked in a kiss, stomped his foot in anger, and chased after her.

Once they were both gone, Cherry finally shoved Ethan Yin away and glared at him, annoyed: "Ethan!"

Ethan Yin was still savoring the kiss.

It seemed even sweeter than he’d imagined.

Yina Yin gave a thumbs-up: "Bro, you’re amazing! You just livestreamed your hot kiss!"

That’s when Cherry remembered and her jaw dropped: "Huh? I totally forgot about that! Oh no, oh no, we…"