Martin Wu was pressed against the doorframe by Simon Yu, her chest squished up against his. Her face flushed crimson as she glared up at Simon Yu and snapped, "Are you doing this on purpose just to mess with me? Even leaving the house, you have to fight me for it!"
Simon Yu looked down at Martin Wu, who was half a head shorter than him, and took a deep breath. "I should be asking if you’re deliberately trying to trip me up. I was just heading out, what are you grabbing at? Look, now we’re stuck!"
"Move over and let me out first, problem solved!" Martin Wu fumed.
"Why should I move and let you out first!? Why don’t you move and let me out first!?" Simon Yu retorted, refusing to back down.
"You! Not an ounce of gentlemanly grace!"
"And you have zero feminine gentleness!"
"Oh, so now you’re purposely wedging me in, huh? Just try doing it again!"
"You’re the one wedging me in, and you’re lying through your teeth!"
Princess Jade Hayes tried to leave but couldn’t get past the two stuck "door gods," her face full of exasperation.
She wondered, just what was up with these two?