Don't Pollute the Air Here

Originally, when Princess Mingyu saw Xiao Zetian take the initiative to approach her, she would have been both happy and excited. But now, she truly wished she could get as far away from Xiao Zetian as possible!

"Princess, General Xiao has arrived..." Lvl Luo stared dumbfounded at the tall, upright man not far away. His tall, well-proportioned figure looked outstanding, leaving Lvl Luo stunned.

At this moment, Princess Mingyu wished she could hide herself, but it was too late because Xiao Zetian had already seen her and was walking over!

Princess Mingyu panicked, took a few steps back to lean against the carriage, tightly squeezing her legs to avoid passing gas, but the hiccup in her mouth was uncontrollable. Just as Xiao Zetian was about to reach her, a huge hiccup escaped from her crimson face.

It smelled like chives!

Xiao Zetian immediately stopped in his tracks, his expression visibly changing.

Princess Mingyu covered her mouth, filled with despair. Her body trembled, and another fart slipped out.

Now it was perfect—both ends releasing gas simultaneously, crackling like popping beans. Even the usually composed Xiao Zetian took a few steps back, covering his nose with his sleeve, frowning as he said, "Princess Mingyu, the journey back to the capital is long. I will arrange Xiao family’s secret guards to protect you discreetly. Princess, please, get into the carriage quickly."

"Hurry up and get out of here, don’t pollute the air!"

Princess Mingyu didn’t bother replying and hurriedly clumsily scrambled into the carriage, losing every bit of princess elegance.

Lvl Luo was so fixated on Xiao Zetian that her eyes went wide, her heart fluttering, and she stood there foolishly. Seeing the carriage hadn’t moved yet, Princess Mingyu scolded, "Lvl Luo!"

Lvl Luo snapped out of her daze and quickly urged the coachman to drive the carriage away.

Outside the Su Li family gate, the whole family stood outside, meaning to politely see them off.

As Princess Mingyu’s carriage passed by, the "firecracker sounds" erupted from inside. Li Yanhao deliberately shouted loudly, "Oh my, what’s the celebration? Who’s setting off firecrackers today!?"

Princess Mingyu, passing by in the carriage next to him, clenched her fists in embarrassment.

Not only did she embarrass herself in front of her male idol, now she had also lost face in front of Su Li. It was truly mortifying!

Su Li smiled slyly. Beside him, Bai Lu spoke up loudly first, "Young Master, you heard wrong, that’s not the sound of firecrackers... Firecrackers are louder and, well, they don’t stink this bad!"

"Hahaha!" Amid the laughter of the crowd, the carriage finally drove away, with Princess Mingyu completely slumped inside, filled with despair.

At the entrance of Haizi Village, Qin Sanniang was chatting and laughing with several women when she suddenly saw several luxurious carriages approaching the village entrance.

Qin Sanniang exclaimed, thinking to herself, "Isn’t this the wealthy young lady from the Su Li family who’s staying here?"

In recent days, Qin Sanniang knew that the young lady’s maid, Lvl Luo, was making friends in the village. Qin Sanniang had intended to get close to Princess Mingyu herself and was just waiting until she got along well with Lvl Luo to pay a visit. But before she could make the connection, this wealthy young lady was already leaving?

Qin Sanniang was extremely unwilling. In this poor village, a wealthy person had finally arrived, and she had hoped to build a relationship with Princess Mingyu to gain some benefits in the future.

So Qin Sanniang stood up and quickly walked towards the carriages, blocking the road.

Qin Sanniang quickly thought of many excuses. Having mingled in the brothel before, she was confident in her social skills. She was sure this time she could connect with the wealthy young lady.

The carriage drove closer, and upon seeing someone blocking the road, it indeed stopped.