Don’t Call Her Big Sister, Call Her Grandma

1/11/2026

"Heavens!"

The moment these five figures descended, all the Outer Court disciples—including Liam Lin—were left dumbfounded. After all, the one leading them was none other than the Head Elder of the Inner Court, and the other four were Inner Court elders as well.

Rumor had it that the Head Elder was already a Nascent Soul expert, while the four elders were all late–Golden Core experts.

Such figures were hard to see even one of in normal times, yet now five had appeared together.

Liam Lin slowly got up from the ground, glaring at Ian Song with venomous hatred. He thought to himself, 'Even the Head Elder has been alarmed—there's no way you'll survive this!'

"You trespassed into my Dualis Order, injured an Inner Court elder, and snatched away his concubine. Are you not taking my Dualis Order seriously at all?" Head Elder Owen Ouyang stood with his hands behind his back, looking at Ian Song with arrogant pride as he questioned him.

Hearing this, Ian Song nodded seriously. "You're absolutely right. I really don't put your Dualis Order in my eyes at all!"

"What?!"

Upon hearing Ian Song’s answer, Head Elder Ouyang was first stunned, then furious. "You brat, how dare you spout such arrogance! You must have some skill, but since that's the case, let me show you the Four Symbols Harmonizing Formation of our Inner Court!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the four elders—led by Elder Leon Lei—suddenly shot out, landing around Ian Song and Wendy Lin, vaguely forming an encirclement.

At that moment, Elder Leon Lei spoke with a voice full of resentment: "Kid, the Four Symbols Harmonizing Formation is our Dualis Order Inner Court's core array. Even early Nascent Soul experts can't escape its grinding power. You might as well prepare to die!"

As he spoke, Leon Lei and the other three began to walk around in a mysterious pattern, faster and faster... Gradually, their figures vanished, replaced by a black sky-curtain that enveloped Ian Song and Wendy Lin. Inside, a terrifying grinding force appeared, distorting even the surrounding space.

Whoosh!

A streak of light descended from the sky, landing beside Head Elder Owen Ouyang and transforming into the figure of a bewitchingly seductive woman. Her clothing covered very little, exposing large areas of snow-white skin—especially her chest, where two full, high mounds seemed ready to burst forth.

"Ouyang Head Elder, what kind of opponent could make you deploy the Four Symbols Harmonizing Formation?" the alluring woman glanced at the sky-curtain, her expression charming as she asked.

Head Elder Owen Ouyang glanced at Faye Xiao and said, "So it's Elder Faye Xiao. The one trapped is just an arrogant junior, relying on a bit of cultivation to run wild in our Dualis Order. With his level, he'll be ground to death by the Four Symbols Harmonizing Formation in less than half a quarter hour!"

Faye Xiao’s eyes sparkled. She reached out and hugged the Head Elder’s arm, even rubbing her ample chest against it, and laughed softly: "Isn’t it a pity to just kill him like that? How about this, Ouyang Head Elder—give me some face and hand that boy over to me. If I get any benefit, I won’t forget you!"

With Faye Xiao rubbing against him like that, Ouyang Head Elder was visibly affected, but then his heart trembled and he hurriedly pulled his arm free. Faye Xiao was an Elite Court elder—not as powerful as him, but not someone to offend lightly. More importantly, her Virgin Demon Arts were so terrifying that even he could fall victim if he wasn’t careful.

Given that, he decided to sell her a favor and said, "Since Elder Xiao asks, I'll hand the boy over to you. Do you need us to help capture him?"

"Hehe, no need for that. I want to catch him myself—it's much more fun that way!" Faye Xiao's beautiful eyes flashed, and she laughed sweetly.

"Elder Xiao, you’re in high spirits. In that case, I’ll have them withdraw the formation!" Head Elder Ouyang said with a laugh.

But just then—

Crack!

With a light sound, the sky-curtain was suddenly torn open. Next, a handsome youth—with one arm around a young woman’s waist—soared into the air, then drifted back and landed on the rooftop, looking down at everyone. "So-called Four Symbols Harmonizing Formation? Its power is just so-so!"

"This... You—how could you possibly break the Four Symbols Harmonizing Formation?"

Staring at Ian Song on the rooftop, Head Elder Ouyang was utterly shocked. The Four Symbols Harmonizing Formation was the Dualis Order Inner Court’s signature array—able to kill early Nascent Soul experts, trap mid-stage Nascent Soul ones, and even hold late-stage Nascent Soul experts for a while.

Yet this youth had broken out in just a few dozen breaths, and he looked completely at ease—probably even late Nascent Soul experts couldn’t do it so easily.

Suddenly, the sky-curtain vanished, revealing Leon Lei and the other three elders. All of them looked drained, blood at the corners of their mouths—clearly badly injured. In fact, the formation had backlashed on them. They never imagined the youth could reverse the array, causing all four of them to suffer together. Such skill was beyond even most formation masters.

Seeing this, Faye Xiao’s eyes suddenly lit up. She gazed at Ian Song, her face full of joy.

In the next instant, Faye Xiao stepped out, landing at the edge of the rooftop. She laughed softly, "This little gentleman is truly handsome—I really like you. Instead of all this fighting and killing, why not come with me and do something much more fun?"

Looking at this beautiful woman with a wasp waist and ample bosom, Ian Song was speechless. He’d been a playboy for years, but never expected to be flirted with so boldly by a woman.

Still, this woman’s cultivation was no joke—she was actually at the peak of late Nascent Soul stage.

So Ian Song smiled and flirted right back: "I think here’s just fine—why not do what we want right here?"

Faye Xiao was taken aback, then blushed: "Little gentleman, you’re so naughty! There are so many people here—how could we do such things in public?"

"Why not? I think it’s a great spot!" Ian Song replied seriously.

"You’re so bad!" Faye Xiao said, her eyes sultry as silk.

"Bad boys are what women love!" Ian Song smiled.

Hearing this, Faye Xiao’s eyes sparkled and she clapped her hands: "Well said—bad boys are what women love! Little gentleman, I think I’ve already fallen for you. What do you say we do about that?"

As she spoke, dozens of pink ribbons suddenly shot out from Faye Xiao, forming a pink space that enveloped all three of them.

"Little gentleman, since you like doing things here, how about this—now no one will disturb us." As she spoke, Faye Xiao glanced at Wendy Lin: "What do you think, little sister?"

As she spoke, Faye Xiao swayed her slender waist and slowly walked toward Ian Song, her eyes brimming with affection—she looked as if she wanted to swallow him whole.

"Brother Song, what does this big sister want to do?" Wendy Lin shrank back, clinging even closer to Ian Song.

"Don’t call her big sister—call her granny. She’s older than your grandma!" Ian Song chuckled.

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