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'Knock—knock—knock—' Shawn Young walked up to the fiery red Ferrari, knocked on the driver's window, and deliberately lowered his voice, rasping, 'Heh heh—hey beautiful, dressed so sexy tonight, are you waiting for me?'
Minnie Wang was getting anxious when Shawn Young's raspy voice suddenly appeared at the window, startling her. She thought she’d run into a pervert, screamed, instinctively crossed her arms over her chest and clamped her legs together, looking like a frightened little bunny. She’d even flown in from the US tonight just to see Shawn, spending hours getting herself dolled up.
Haha—look how scared you are! Am I really that scary?' Shawn Young grinned mischievously outside the window.
Only then did Minnie Wang realize it was Shawn Young she’d been waiting for outside her window. He was grinning at her, eyes fixed on her tightly covered chest, as if trying to pry her hands away with his gaze.
Oh—it’s you, you big jerk! You scared me!! So annoying—bad Shawn—I won’t talk to you!' Minnie Wang quickly went from scared to delighted, but deliberately pouted, pretending to be angry.
Uh—Minnie, don’t be like that—I was just joking, wanted to surprise you!' Shawn Young quickly tried to comfort her.
Hmph—surprise?! I almost called the cops, thought there was a campus pervert! My heart’s still racing—' Minnie Wang continued, puffing up her cheeks.
Uh—a campus pervert?! It’s not that serious, don’t worry, Southern University doesn’t have people like that!' Shawn Young reassured her.
Just then, something suddenly dropped from the history dorm above and landed on the Ferrari’s hood. Both Shawn Young and Minnie Wang were startled. Looking closer, it was a crumpled pair of black Grey Wolf underwear, with some unidentified sticky substance on it. Minnie Wang wrinkled her brows and said, 'Oh my god! What is that? Looks so gross!'
Uh—maybe it was windy upstairs and someone’s underwear got blown down. Honestly, stuff like this happens a lot around our dorm!
While they were talking, a scruffy guy from the history department suddenly ran downstairs. The dude was wearing nothing but a pair of tiny briefs, ribs showing, and pink plastic slippers—about as sleazy as you can get. He searched the ground, then spotted the Grey Wolf underwear on the Ferrari’s hood, cheered, ran over, and snatched it back. Then, seeing Shawn Young’s awkward face, he cackled and said, 'Wahaha—I wondered who it was, turns out it’s Saint Shawn! What are you doing here? Come upstairs and watch a movie with us!'
Uh—watch a movie? What kind of movie? You look way too excited! Shawn Young frowned and asked.
Wahaha—of course it’s an adult film! You know, it’s Teacher Cang’s new release, super hot! My underwear couldn’t handle it and flew downstairs—hehe—so much passion! If you don’t watch, you’ll regret it!' The guy started gesturing wildly, waving his Grey Wolf briefs, spitting as he described the 'passionate' scenes, acting like a horny animal in heat.
Oh—I, I don’t watch that stuff. If you want to, go ahead! I’ve got things to do.' Shawn Young sweated and quickly waved him off.
You don’t watch? Are you kidding? The Four Saints from Dorm 2 are famous for being wild! Especially you, Saint Shawn! You’re a role model! Last time at the Gun God Competition, damn, you were so freaking cool! Your big monster bird is my idol! If you don’t watch these movies, how’d you reach such a high level?' The guy didn’t buy Shawn’s excuse at all.
Uh—I, I don’t watch that stuff anymore, cough—cough—enough nonsense, go back and watch your movie, I really have stuff to do—' Shawn Young said, knocking on the car window to signal Minnie Wang to let him in.
The guy was confused by Shawn Young’s 'change,' then peeked into the Ferrari’s driver seat and his eyes went wide. He shouted, 'Holy crap—gorgeous, absolutely stunning babe! Beautiful—damn, she’s hot! Oh god—I’m hard!'
Minnie Wang blushed in the driver’s seat, but didn’t get mad. She opened the door for Shawn Young to take the passenger seat, then suddenly moved her hands away from her chest. Dressed in a fiery red, low-cut evening dress, the motion revealed a dazzling patch of snowy skin. The guy out front couldn’t handle it, screamed, collapsed, nosebleed spraying, and his little bird stood tall, trembling in the wind.
Cough—cough—this isn’t good, you should be more careful—' Shawn Young hadn’t expected Minnie Wang to do something so killer. Instinctively, he reached out to cover her chest, only to feel an amazing softness and bounce fill his hands.
Ah—you’re so impatient! Don’t do that here, people are watching!' Minnie Wang blushed deeply as Shawn Young pressed down, but her tone didn’t really sound like she was refusing.
Oh—got it, got it, not here. Let’s go! We’ll leave first—dressed so sexy, you’re turning heads out here—' Shawn Young said, grinning.
You’re so naughty—such a bad boy—hehe—' Minnie Wang giggled, started the engine, and the fiery red Ferrari spun around, heading toward the Southern University gate.
The guy who’d just been traumatized slowly got up from the ground, clutching his little bird to keep it down, using his Grey Wolf briefs to wipe his nosebleed. Watching the Ferrari disappear, he wailed, 'Shawn Young, you beast, I fucking hate you! You took my dream goddess away, I’m dying of jealousy! She’s doomed now, you’ll ruin her a thousand times tonight—a thousand times! Why isn’t mine a monster bird? Why am I so handsome but no girls want me? Why the hell is that? Heaven—Earth—'
Damn it, what are you howling about down there in the middle of the night? Want a beating? Go back to your dorm and watch your porn and jerk off!' came a string of curses from upstairs, clearly annoyed by the wailing. The guy looked up sadly, then slunk back inside to continue his lonely night.