It Hurts! Not a Dream!

This sentence is full of provocation!

Princess Mingyu stared at the wide-open gate, itching to rush in and drag Su Li out to kill her. But she was afraid of the black-clad secret guards guarding the courtyard.

Princess Mingyu knew about these secret guards—they were specially assigned to protect the residence. If you don’t try to forcibly break in or harm the owner, the guards might as well not exist. But if you try to force your way in or fight the owner, the guards would descend from the sky and teach you a lesson.

Princess Mingyu was really afraid of those guards; she guessed they must be General Xiao’s men.

“Hmph, those guards must not know my relationship with General Xiao, or they wouldn’t dare block me! When I get back, I’ll tell General Xiao to kill all those blind guards!” Princess Mingyu stomped her foot in anger.

Green Luo, kneeling on the ground with a bleeding head, trembled as she said, “Princess, what should we do now?”

“Sigh!” Princess Mingyu angrily slapped her palm down.

She originally planned to give Su Li a warning while General Xiao Ze Tian was away. But since Xiao Ze Tian wasn’t around to prove her identity as the Chu Kingdom princess, the village woman took her for a fraud.

Princess Mingyu thought that if Xiao Ze Tian saw her looking so ridiculous when he returned, she wouldn’t know where to put her face. So she angrily said, “Forget it, let’s go back to Qingmiao City and wait for General Xiao to return.”

Su Li’s home.

Bailu, with a dazed expression, pulled Su Li’s arm: “Madam, are you really a fairy? Where did those heavenly soldiers go? Can you turn into gold? Do you know magic? Can you fly?”

Su Li looked at Bailu, who was unusually silly, laughing until she couldn’t stand straight, pinching her cheek: “Silly girl, why are you extra dumb today? I’m not a fairy. Those aren’t heavenly soldiers; they’re secret guards I arranged around the house to protect the residence.”

“What!?” Bailu’s head twisted even more. Su Li’s husband was Yuanbao, right? Silly Yuanbao!

That silly Yuanbao!

“Sigh...” Su Li sighed, knowing Princess Mingyu had come and the matter couldn’t be hidden forever. She said to Bailu, “Bailu, I have to tell you something. Don’t scream when you hear it.”

Bailu swallowed hard, looking serious, as if Su Li was about to tell her she was actually a ghost.

Seeing Bailu’s serious expression, Su Li couldn’t help but laugh and cry at the same time: “Actually, our silly Yuanbao, his real name is Xiao Ze Tian, the heir to the Marquis Weiyuan of our Great Jin Dynasty, the God of War General...”

Xiao Ze Tian!? Heir to the Marquis Weiyuan!? God of War General!?

Bailu’s mind instantly became a tangled mess, then suddenly seemed to brighten, confused but starting to understand.

The God of War General Xiao Ze Tian!!!

The dream lover of thousands of girls nationwide, the idol of countless men, the God of War General Xiao Ze Tian is Su Li’s silly husband Yuanbao!?

“Ahhh!” Bailu screamed excitedly.

Su Li quickly covered Bailu’s mouth: “I told you not to scream.”

Bailu finally came to her senses, trembling with excitement: “Oh my goodness, Yuanbao is actually the God of War General Xiao Ze Tian! Oh heavens, it’s like a dream! Oh my, my husband is really the God of War General Xiao Ze Tian!!!”

Bailu pinched her arm hard: “Ouch! This isn’t a dream!”

“Silly girl!” Su Li poked Bailu on the head and laughed, “Look at you, so hopeless.”

Bailu suddenly became extremely anxious: “I get it now. That Princess Mingyu from the Chu Kingdom is the princess everyone says the emperor wants to marry off to General Xiao for a political alliance, right!? Oh no, Madam, what are you going to do?”