Wu Zhengfeng sat off to the side, resting her chin on her hand, her face full of awe and disbelief.
In just a few days, this once formidable expert had turned into such a mess—unbelievable, really.
Alright, since it's free for a limited time, let's rewind to the end of Part Five. Yep, Lady Simone got her neck grabbed by Jill Young, then a burst of golden light shot up, and somehow she ended up here on Misty Peak. The moment she opened her eyes, she saw two terrifying weirdos staring at her. How did she get here? What was the principle behind it? Nobody knows, not even Jill Young. All she knows is, Lady Simone is the second living thing to be cross-world transported after Cangcang.
But if you can't figure it out, just let it go for now. What Jill Young remembers very clearly is this: That woman absolutely deserves a lesson! For details, see Part Five, but basically, when Jill Young saw Lady Simone, her eyes instantly narrowed.
Well, well, finally landed in my hands!
The big guy on the other side might be a bit scheming, but at least he knows how to keep a respectful distance between men and women, and he's pretty decent overall. But me—the Queen—hehehe, mehahaha, hoohoo-hahaha!
So, Lady Simone began her magical isekai adventure—well, more like a magical journey of suffering.
Honestly, someone like Lady Simone could probably thrive in any world. Even if she lost all her powers and landed somewhere 'hot' like Tokyo, with her 'never refuse, and if you don't come, she'll drag you in anyway' attitude and her professional skills at seduction, she'd have no problem making a splash in no time.
Facing any man in the world, she always has this inexplicable sense of superiority. Even Wind Supreme, even the Golden Blade King—she’s confident she could use her tricks to turn either one into her loyal slave, step by step.
But fate had other plans—now she’s landed in Jill Young’s hands...
In short: girls at a co-ed school and girls at an all-girls school are basically two different species. The sweet, gentle girls who act all harmonious around boys? In an all-girls school, they're wild, fierce, and competitive. Sure, most are naturally kind, but when there are no guys around, their true selves come out.
Women are toughest on other women. And what scares a woman most? Another woman.
So when Jill Young started cracking her knuckles and came over with a wicked grin, Lady Simone’s usual edge over men vanished in an instant.
Talk about karma—she used every trick in the book to poison and trap Jill Young before, trying to turn her into a slave. Now it’s her turn for the full treatment. After some big experiments with the Fox Sisters in Steelbull City, and picking up tips from Pure Lord and the Fox Sisters, the Queen’s training skills have reached new heights. Even someone as slippery as Lady Simone is about to get a taste of something truly unforgettable.
So what actually happened? Why did Maggie Monroe run off blushing halfway through the training demo? Why did Misty Peak echo with muffled moans for days? Why did Maggie Monroe start dodging Jill Young for ages after that? For all these juicy details—and to avoid censorship—go check out the extras on Weibo!
—Wait, what? The Fox Sisters’ extras aren’t out yet either? Protesting this kind of broken promise? Well... hahaha... I’m short on real-life experience, so I don’t really know how to write it yet...
So, let’s talk about what made Jill Young’s training session with Lady Simone especially unique and interesting. Unlike the Fox Sisters, Lady Simone was in a pretty unusual state when Jill Young got hold of her.
She was injured—and poisoned.
The injury was self-inflicted. During the big underground fight, after Jill Young hit her with the Flower Transfer move, Lady Simone smacked herself in the chest—twice. And boy, did she hit hard! Hard enough to crack stone, and she almost burst those two... well, you get the idea.
Luckily, she had top-tier cultivation, so after a long recovery, her external and internal injuries healed. But she was left with a bizarre side effect: a spot that, when pinched, hurt, itched, and felt weird... For a progressive, technically skilled woman, not being able to use her best moves was torture! No matter how long she rested, it didn’t help—Lady Simone was going nuts!
She sought out doctors, rounded up old TCM masters, and even coerced a bunch of renowned medical experts.
The first doctor checked her out and said honestly: “There’s nothing wrong with you. Inside and out, you’re perfectly healthy. No problems at all.”
Lady Simone glared: “No problems? If there’s nothing wrong, why do I feel so awful? Why would I even come to you if I felt fine?” She called him useless and killed him in a rage.
The second old TCM master insisted on a careful exam—no jumping to conclusions. Lady Simone thought he sounded reasonable and agreed.
After drooling over his “exam” for ages, the old TCM master finally stroked his beard and declared: “Your AA meridian has a BB issue, your CC acupuncture point is off, and there’s also EFG going on. It’s very complicated—tricky case! If you want treatment, you’ll need my special massage every day—uh, I mean, my ancestral technique! Plus rare herbs, and in half a month you’ll be cured! Please pay up!
Lady Simone, skeptical but desperate, endured the treatment. After half a month with no results, the old TCM master said he’d found HIJK problems, needed more treatments and rarer herbs, and it’d take six months. Please pay up…
Lady Simone finally snapped: “Do you think I’m stupid?” She castrated the quack, then skinned and tortured him for good measure.
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When the next group of renowned doctors arrived, Lady Simone decided to give them a little scare—she sent her disciples to show them the previous TCM master’s “remains.” The lesson worked: after seeing what happened, they all behaved, teeth chattering. After a group consultation, they hesitated but finally echoed the first doctor: “Inside and out, we can’t find anything wrong.”
Frightened and angry, Lady Simone pressed for answers. The experts finally said something new: “The world’s a big place, full of masters—we’re just frogs at the bottom of a well. This kind of strange injury must’ve been caused by someone with supernatural skills. As the saying goes, ‘whoever tied the knot must untie it.’ You martial arts masters can keep fighting among yourselves, but please, spare us ordinary folks!”
Finally, something useful! Lady Simone thought back and realized it must've been that weird guy, Jack Young, who did this to her. So, for the sake of her future happiness, she vowed to track down that little rascal and make him lift the curse!
And that little “curse” became the perfect opening for Jill Young’s training session. You have no idea—when the whip came down, the effect was wild! The ripples, the reaction, the look on her face—the feedback! Uh-oh, my inner sadist is breaking loose, better stop here!
Actually, back during that closed-door retreat in Baotou, Jill Young even asked about Lady Simone’s strange illness. Teacher Jack, you look so proper, but who knew you’d end up causing such a popular side effect? You deserve a “Secret Pervert Model Worker” award!
When Jack Young heard about Lady Simone’s situation, he could only laugh and cry. “It wasn’t my fault! She just had rotten luck. Back then, all I cared about was surviving. I just needed to bounce her attack back, didn’t care where it landed. Turns out, Lady Simone’s palms hit her own vital spot at just the right time and place, causing a double whammy to her blood and internal energy.”
For a top martial artist, using internal energy to suppress a rampaging blood flow isn’t perfect, but it works. If she’d dealt with it right away, there wouldn’t have been any weird side effects. But she was injured and on the run from Princess Embroidered Jade, so she missed the best window and ended up with a lingering problem.
Jack Young guessed Lady Simone’s pain was like a mix of cold, itching, hemorrhoids with spicy food, poking a pimple, and menstrual cramps—all rolled into one. It didn’t hurt if she didn’t touch it, but martial artists move a lot, so… Most people would’ve lost it by now; Lady Simone’s willpower is impressive.
And if anyone could fix it, it’d be Jack Young. If Teacher Jack wanted to cure her, he could do it in no time.
But then she went and messed up—again.
During the final battle in the Southern Wastes, Lady Simone screamed in pain as she blasted out of the ground on a giant earth dragon—because of that injury. It hurt like hell, so she went crazy looking for the culprit and tried to use poison smoke to threaten Jack Young. But her sneak attack failed, and the Cold Jade Demon God turned all the poison into ice, then stuffed it right into her stomach.
That was her second bout of bad luck.
The poison was her own Three Wonders Sect specialty, and not even lethal. Normally, she’d whip up an antidote herself—except nothing here works for that!
The two martial arts worlds look similar at first glance, but dig deeper and the differences pop up everywhere. It’s like English and French—seems the same, but Brits in France are still lost. So, after being sent here, not even Lady Simone can find a cure for her “poison.”
If she can’t go back to her own world, she’s stuck with the poison forever. Of course, Three Wonders Sect “poison” is just a thing—if you know Lady Simone’s style, you get the idea.
So, thanks to her own mistakes, Lady Simone ended up poisoned and injured, locked in the Spirit Eagle Palace dungeon, strapped to the same X-frame used for the Uighur. Weak and vulnerable, she faced a vengeful Queen Jill at her worst—so intense that even Empress Tianshan ran for the hills. In just a few days, Lady Simone’s cultivation plummeted from peak master to total beginner.
When she finally reappeared, she was a changed woman. The proud, beautiful master had become a humble maid, following Jill Young around Spirit Eagle Palace, quiet and obedient.
“Is she really okay like this?” Wu Zhengfeng pulled Jill Young aside and whispered, “Will she run away? Should I seal her powers?”
“No need, really! Don’t worry,” Jill Young said with a knowing smile. “She can’t leave me now.”
“Huh? Why?” Wu Zhengfeng looked puzzled, then clapped excitedly. “Wait, did you figure out the Life-and-Death Talisman?!”
“No way, I’m nowhere near figuring that out. But there’s more than one way to keep someone loyal—just gotta use the right tricks so she can’t live without me. Here, let me tell you a secret: her injury and poison combined created a weird new effect…” Jill Young whispered in Wu Zhengfeng’s ear.
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Wu Zhengfeng’s face turned bright red, then grew complicated. “Wait, there’s really… stuff like this?”
“The world’s full of surprises—she’s the perfect guinea pig for our new martial arts! From now on—” Jill Young flashed a big, shiny grin and a thumbs-up. “Use her however you like!”
And so, Lady Simone was demoted to servant status, now the personal lowly maid for Jill Young and Wu Zhengfeng.
Back to the present: by Celestial Lake, Lady Simone lay on the ground, holding a tray with a towel. It was freezing, and regular maids couldn’t handle it—she was actually useful here. Jill Young took the towel, carefully wiped her arms, then tossed it back. As she walked to shore, water rolled off her like drops on a lotus leaf.
As soon as she stepped onto the shore, heat surged from her body, instantly drying her swimsuit. She whipped her platinum hair like a lash, sending droplets flying back into the lake like a rainstorm.
Despite the freezing wind, Jill Young radiated heat like a furnace, making Lady Simone even more nervous. Among the three atop Tian Shan, she was definitely the weakest.
“That’s so convenient—just a flick and you’re done.” In ancient times, long hair was a hassle to dry; all the girls struggled. Wu Zhengfeng’s Supreme Skill could dry hair, but she still envied Jill Young’s method.
“If it weren’t so convenient, I’d have chopped it short ages ago.” Jill Young beckoned, and Lady Simone instantly got up to help her dress. Lady Simone was tall and slender, but next to Jill Young she seemed half a head shorter.
Once dressed, Jill Young stretched and adjusted her sleeves. “Hey, having someone dress me is pretty fresh! But this style doesn’t suit me—next time I’ll design my own. Anyway, it’s about time; everyone should be here.”
Wu Zhengfeng stepped out of the lake, Supreme Skill instantly drying her clothes. Lady Simone quickly draped a coat over her. “Your bone injury isn’t healed—do you really need to rush?”
“No worries, better early than late. Besides, I’ve been looking forward to this!” Jill Young led the way, full of energy. “From today on, the world’s ours again!”