Egghead's Accusation
"Ha! What a laugh, and you still have the nerve to smile!" Xiao Yun was full of grievance.
"Hey, did you change my clothes?" Li Yanhao tugged at the corner of his mouth and quietly moved away from this damn '断袖' (cut sleeve).
"You still have the nerve to talk! I've never seen anyone with worse drinking manners than you!" Xiao Yun jumped off the bed, full of complaints, pointing at Li Yanhao, her voice trembling: "You bastard, you were sleeping quietly in the first half of the night, but who knew that in the second half you suddenly went crazy, jumped out of bed, and stepped on my stomach! It hurt so much!"
"Then you started vomiting like a fountain! You vomited on your own clothes, the quilt, the sheets, and even on my clothes. It was all sour and stinky stuff!" Xiao Yun made a disgusted face.
Only then did Li Yanhao notice that next to his dirty clothes were some other bundles of cloth, probably the sheets, quilt covers, and Xiao Yun's dirty clothes she mentioned.
"But in the second half of the night, everyone was asleep, and I couldn't call anyone. So I had to change the sheets, quilt covers, and clothes myself. But you, damn it, were so restless! Damn it, you were singing Qin opera in the middle of the night! Your voice was so loud, do you know that!? You're from Jinling, not Chang'an, so what the hell are you singing Qin opera for?" Xiao Yun was full of accusations. "I finally managed to get you to change clothes, and then you had to hold me tight and try to kiss me! Kiss my ass! I'm not some courtesan!"
Xiao Yun almost cried as she spoke, unable to continue, trembling with anger, pointing to her dark circles: "You're really something. If I hadn't struggled so hard, damn it, my twenty years of chastity would have been..."
Li Yanhao was dumbfounded, wondering if his drinking manners were really that bad.
Wait, what twenty years of chastity? Could it be that he did something to Xiao Yun while drunk?
Li Yanhao slapped his forehead: "Damn it, I can't remember!"
Li Yanhao wanted to ask more, but Xiao Yun had already stormed out of the room in indignation, leaving him sitting on the bed, confused and trying to recall what he did last night to make Xiao Yun so angry.
Soon, the young servant Qingmu came to call him for breakfast.
"Oh, got it, I'll be right there." Li Yanhao hung his head, the hangover causing a headache. When he looked up, Qingmu's gaze was oddly strange.
Seeing the '断袖' young master looking at him, Qingmu quickly slipped away like his feet were covered in oil.
Qingmu was straight and liked girls, no matter how powerful the young master was, Qingmu still preferred girls and couldn't accept men!
Li Yanhao gave Qingmu a strange look, thinking, what's wrong with everyone today? It's like they've all gone crazy.
After washing up, Li Yanhao felt much better and hummed a little tune as he left the room. By now, he had almost completely forgotten about last night, even the meeting with Su Shimao.
When he reached the dining hall, everyone was basically gathered. Li Yanhao, as usual, smiled and sat down next to Xiao Yun.
But Xiao Yun stared at his dark circles with great disdain and scooted away a bit.
Huh? What's going on? These two usually eat together so intimately, even feeding each other.
The whole table immediately sensed something was off. Su Li whispered to Yuanbao, "Yuanbao, what's wrong with Xiao Yun and the young master? Did they have a fight?"
Yuanbao coughed lightly, suppressing a smile: "Maybe it's because of Su Shimao's matter yesterday, Xiao Yun got jealous."
Su Li made an understanding expression: "No wonder Xiao Yun's dark circles are so heavy. She probably had a rough night and couldn't sleep. Ah, Xiao Yun is really deeply devoted to the young master, it's touching..."