But this "Xiaofeng" is actually my little niece Chiharu Mitsui's boyfriend. As her aunt, I can't just snatch him away, right? Still, a man who reacts so strongly to the Red Desire Pill is truly rare—a real treasure. Missing out on someone like this would be a shame!
What should I do?
Wendy Chiba shook her head hard. Deep down, she knew she could never cross that line!
The wild battle finally ended in the middle of the night, but Wendy Chiba hadn’t slept a wink. Feeling the urge to pee, she got up to use the bathroom, and as she passed Ryan’s room, she accidentally witnessed a scene that nearly made her nose bleed.
Ryan was sprawled out in just his boxers, a huge "tent" pitched high.
Wendy almost screamed, but more than anything, she was amazed—after fighting all night, he was still this energetic? That’s just insane. Men like this are one in a hundred years. If she missed out, it’d be a tragedy!
Right then and there, Wendy made up her mind. No matter whose boyfriend he was, she was going to have her fun.
"Auntie, what are you staring at?" Just as Wendy was lost in thought, Chiharu Mitsui suddenly piped up behind her.
The shock was so sudden that Wendy jumped and almost screamed, but she quickly clapped a hand over her mouth.
"Hehe, it’s fine! Xiaofeng spent all night tossing around, he’s out cold—nothing you do will wake him up!" Chiharu said, and Wendy finally let out a sigh of relief.
“Girl, you scared me half to death! You kids really know how to stir things up. Just, seriously, keep it chill—don’t go getting knocked up before you’re married, okay?” As the resident elder, Wendy Chiba couldn’t help but drop some classic auntie wisdom.
“Haha, Aunt Wendy, forget all that—your eyes were glued to Xiaofeng just now. Don’t tell me your heart’s racing?” Chiharu Mitsui snickered, poking her aunt right in the ticklish spot.
“Brat, what are you saying? You dare roast your elder like that?” Wendy Chiba, forever the dignified aunt, raised her tiny fists, ready to throw hands.
But Chiharu wasn’t backing down. She grabbed Wendy’s arm, went straight for her chest, and grinned, “Quit pretending! Look at these ‘hard grapes’—if you want a man, just say so. You’re my only family left, so if you wanna share my boyfriend, I’m game. You want it? I’ll make it happen!”
“Really?” Wendy blurted out before catching herself, quickly turning defensive. “Don’t be ridiculous! I’m your aunt—how can you say stuff like that? Honestly, you’re too much!”
Even as she protested, Wendy couldn’t help swallowing nervously.
Chiharu caught the look and grinned, “Fine, suit yourself. But if you pass up a guy like this, you’ll be stuck as a lonely, chaste aunt forever!”
Watching Chiharu actually walk away, Wendy’s fists clenched again. Instinct took over and she blurted, “Wait!”
“So, Aunt Wendy, what’s it gonna be?” Chiharu turned back with a sly giggle.
“You little devil, are you serious about all this?” Wendy swallowed, clearly losing her cool.
“Of course! Like I’d ever lie to my favorite aunt.” Chiharu saw Wendy take the bait, so she sidled right up, all smiles, and started stripping her down.
“Chiharu, what the hell are you doing?” Wendy panicked at her niece’s boldness, trying to push her away.
“Duh, Xiaofeng’s totally out cold right now. Just pretend you’re me, sneak in while he’s half-asleep, and boom—score! With your skills, Aunt Wendy, he’s yours for sure!” Chiharu said, already leaving Wendy with zero clothes.
“Chiharu, is this really okay?” Wendy was dying of embarrassment.
“We’re already at the edge—why are you hesitating?” Chiharu said, giving Wendy a push and a little cheer for good luck.
The second Wendy stepped inside, the sheer manly energy coming off Ryan (a.k.a. Xiaofeng) hit her like a truck. Her mind went blank; next thing she knew, she was kneeling and getting to work.
“Aunt Wendy’s got moves!” Chiharu was stunned. In a flash, Ryan’s body reacted—he grabbed Wendy’s butt, no hesitation.
“Damn, you’re wild! Where’d all that energy come from? This is freaking awesome!” Ryan mumbled, half-asleep, as he moved in for a kiss.
Wendy was gasping for air, eyes squeezed shut, secretly desperate to get ravaged!
But right at the critical moment, a shout erupted outside—the whole villa shook like someone dropped a boss battle. Talk about timing.
"Damn, we've got trouble—some real heavy hitters just showed up! No doubt they're Mitsui Baron's goons, those bastard sons of bitches!" Wendy Chiba clenched her fists, totally pissed. She was just about to score with a prime stud like Ryan Ling, and now these idiots had to barge in at the worst possible moment. Frustrated as hell, but with enemies at the gate, she had no choice but to drop everything and deal.
Wendy reluctantly broke away from Ryan, but not before giving his "tent" a fierce kiss. Then she threw on her clothes and dashed out, ready for battle.
"Auntie, those bastards suddenly showed up—damn them! They—" Chiharu Mitsui started to explain, but Wendy cut her off with a wave.
"No need, I know the score. I've been itching to teach these punks a lesson!" Wendy gritted her teeth. Never mind Mitsui Baron snatching the clan's assets—just for ruining her good time, these guys had to die!
"But Auntie, these guys are seriously tough. Should I wake Xiaofeng? He'd wipe the floor with them!" Chiharu said urgently—she knew Ryan Ling could crush these clowns without breaking a sweat.
But Wendy just waved her off: "No need. I've set up a ton of wood-element formations all around here, just waiting for these bastards to show up. Now that they're here, none of them are leaving alive—they're all gonna be fertilizer for my back garden!"
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As soon as Wendy finished speaking, the whole mountain forest started shaking—clearly, every tree, flower, and blade of grass on the mountain was under her command.
"Wendy Chiba, you slut! How dare you harbor a Mitsui clan criminal and meddle in our family business? Your time's up—kill her!" Outside, a bearded fat guy—Mitsuo Mitsui—shouted, leading at least a dozen retainers charging in.
"Mitsuo Mitsui, you've got some nerve! Even the Shrine has to show respect on my turf, and you think you can just barge in? You must have a death wish!" Wendy wasn't about to take this lying down. As soon as she finished, she charged forward—an eruption of floral and wood energy blasted out, and a swarm of vines whipped toward the intruders.
In just a few seconds, all the Mitsui retainers were tangled up, hanging in the air like meat on hooks.
"Showing disrespect to the Mitsui clan? Void-Cleaving Slash!" Mitsuo clearly had some skills—he swung his katana, slicing through the vines in a single brutal blow, blasting Wendy's villa doors off their hinges.
"Damn, that blade's got some serious edge!" Wendy blinked, stepping back a pace.
"You think a few lousy vines can stop me? Wendy Chiba, today I'm gonna slice you in half!" Mitsuo roared, his katana swinging straight for her.
"Old Tree Rooting!" Wendy wasn't rattled—she shouted, and a giant tree root shot up in front of her, blocking Mitsuo's slash. The blade chopped through, but the root instantly regrew, holding him back.
"Damn you, old tree hag!" Mitsuo snarled, swinging his Void-Cleaving Slash again.
This time he went even harder, slashing three times in a row—each blow could've split the earth. The whole villa nearly got chopped in half, but its roots were fused with the mountain itself. Even as the house was yanked up, a swarm of roots dragged it right back down.
"Attack! Strangle him!" As Mitsuo and his crew gawked at the root-bound house, Wendy finally gave the kill order.
Instantly, every tree and vine in the forest went berserk, swarming Mitsuo and wrapping him up tight. His skin split open, and the rest of the Mitsui crew got crushed to pulp in seconds.
"Aaaagh!" Mitsuo screamed in terror, his gut about to burst open.
"Serves you right, scumbag!" Chiharu cheered, laughing wildly. Mitsuo was her uncle's son—the one who bullied her since she was little and now wanted her dead. She wished she could eat his flesh and drink his blood.
"Let go of my son or I'll skin you alive!" Just then, a booming voice swept over the mountain.
"Mitsui Baron?" Wendy blinked. As the voice landed, a wave of fire blasted across the mountain, instantly incinerating every root and vine.
"Damn, that's some next-level fire onmyōdō!" Wendy swallowed hard and retreated.
Fire beats wood, and no matter how strong her wood-element onmyōdō was, going up against that kind of blaze was suicide. Plus, it was clear Mitsui Baron's fire wasn't ordinary—it was ferocious, not your run-of-the-mill flames. Once wood caught, it became a raging inferno that wouldn't stop till everything was ash.
"Trying to run? No way! Wendy Chiba, I was gonna let you off, but you had to push it. Now you're getting burned alive!" Mitsui Baron sneered. Snake-like flames coiled around Wendy, sealing off every escape route.
"Mitsui Baron, I'm part of Chiba Shrine too! If you burn me, aren't you afraid of profaning the Shrine?" Wendy gritted her teeth. Her clothes were already burning away, exposing pink skin and the "lush forest" below.
"Ha! I've heard for years you're top-tier in wood onmyōdō—not just controlling plants, but rocking famously thick body hair. Let's see if the legends of your 'dense black growth' are true. Boys, get some photos!" Mitsui Baron had sharp eyes and spotted everything.
"You dare?!" Wendy tried one last stand, but before she could finish, Mitsui Baron lunged for her panties...