Paul Park's mind went completely blank. He was so frustrated he could've spat blood. He just couldn't figure out if this fat bastard in front of him was even human! Any normal person would've been knocked flat by those two kicks to the head just now! But what really got to Paul Park was that his legs were locked tight in Danny Dean's arms. He struggled desperately to break free, but it felt like his feet were caught in a pair of iron clamps—they wouldn't budge an inch!
A truly bizarre scene unfolded: Danny Dean had locked Paul Park's legs, making Paul Park hang upside down from Danny Dean's neck like a koala. The sight was absolutely ridiculous!
Danny Dean, like he was showing off some kind of prize, clamped Paul Park's legs and dragged him upside down. Suddenly, Danny spun around, faster and faster, making Paul Park dizzy and yell like crazy. Paul's legs were locked and couldn't escape, and Danny Dean spun so quickly that Paul's hands could only flail helplessly, desperately trying to hit Danny Dean. But with his balance thrown off, his punches were useless against Danny Dean's fat body.
While spinning Paul Park, Danny Dean circled the West Gymnasium twice, wearing a weird grin that the crowd took as pure mischief. The audience cheered and applauded like mad. Gong Jiaojiao helped Gu Xiaomei up, and the two exchanged looks of utter disbelief.
After circling the West Gymnasium twice with Paul Park clamped tight, Danny Dean returned to the center and did something that left everyone stunned—he suddenly let go, tossing the dizzy Paul Park to the floor, then lightning-fast, reached out and twisted both points on Paul Park's chest—
"Waaah—" Paul Park howled, feeling a sharp pain in his chest—"Rip! Rip!" Two sounds rang out at once as Danny Dean's "demonic claws" tore two holes in the chest of Paul Park's white martial arts uniform. His tiny nipples were twisted out of shape, red and swollen, looking utterly bizarre.
And then things got even wilder—Danny Dean's hands darted down, grabbing the cuffs of Paul Park's pants with unbelievable speed. Before Paul Park could react, he heard a loud "Riiip!" and felt a sudden chill. Instinctively, he reached to grab his pants, but it was too late—they'd already been yanked down! Underneath, he was wearing cartoon Mickey Mouse briefs—the kind with a skirted Minnie Mouse—now fully exposed for everyone to see! Instantly, the crowd's laughter nearly blew the roof off the West Gymnasium.
"Holy crap! His underwear is Mickey Mouse! That's got some serious postmodern vibes!"
"Dude, this guy looks like a grown man, but he's rocking kiddie underwear—what a creep! His mind's gotta be stuck in kindergarten! Seriously, that's just weird."
"Come on, what's your problem? I think he's kinda cute, poor guy—"
"Cute? Yeah, right! You can tell this guy's a total perv. I don't care if he likes Mickey Mouse, but wrapping his freaky junk in Mickey is just plain wrong! That's so messed up, I kinda wanna yank 'em off—"
"He's actually packing! And look, he's got a six-pack too!"
"Yeah, his legs are pretty ripped! With that pitiful look on his face, it makes you wanna mess with him! Honestly, it's a shame he doesn't work as a gigolo!"
The crowd was full of rowdy guys, laughing their heads off and showing zero restraint. That's just how these wild folks roll.
Paul Park wished he could just die right now! He shivered, curled his legs up, hands clutching his crotch, desperately tugging at his white martial arts uniform to cover himself, looking just like a bullied little bride! Finally, he broke down sobbing, all his grievances pouring out in a blur of tears...
"Hero! Hunk! Real man! Perverted legend! I love it! What a badass fatty! Total beast! So fierce!"
The crowd never liked Paul Park to begin with, and seeing him humiliated like this was pure satisfaction. Praise for Danny Dean poured in from all sides, while Danny Dean waved Paul Park's torn pants at the crowd, grinning wickedly and soaking up the attention.
"Uh—how is the Liuren Vajra Divine Spell supposed to work like this? Could it be—" Outside the crowd, Shawn Young watched the miserable Paul Park, feeling both amused and bewildered as he scratched his head in confusion.
Turns out he'd transmitted the Liuren Vajra Divine Spell to Danny Dean remotely, but never expected such a wild "error" to happen!
After thinking it over, Shawn Young concluded that his own Celestial Essence wasn't pure enough yet. When he channeled the Liuren Vajra Divine Spell into Danny Dean, a little deviation occurred, letting Danny Dean's dirty thoughts take over part of his mind. Even though it was just a small part, Danny Dean managed to run wild with it. Still, the outcome seemed pretty effective against a cocky guy like Paul Park, so Shawn Young felt relieved.
The Liuren Vajra Divine Spell* is actually part of the Liuren Daoist Arts, dating back to the late Eastern Han dynasty. It was created by a Daoist named Master Liuren. His temple was in a remote mountain area, threatened by wolves, tigers, leopards, and bandits. With the protection of Liuren Daoist Arts, the temple remained safe. In those turbulent times, with bandits everywhere and countless refugees, Master Liuren was kind-hearted and sought to save people from disaster. He taught the Liuren Daoist Arts to sincere believers so they'd have mystical protection and could survive in chaotic times.
*Footnote: The Liuren Vajra Divine Spell is a fictional Daoist spell in the novel, inspired by real historical folk magic and self-defense rituals practiced among Hakka communities.
Because of its origins, the Liuren Daoist Arts began spreading among the Hakka people. The Hakka traditionally lived in mountain areas but often ventured out for business. Before leaving home, villages with the means would invite Daoist priests to teach the Liuren Vajra Divine Spell to those about to travel, mainly for self-defense. With Daoist protection, the Hakka could work with peace of mind, increasing their chances of success!
Later, as the Hakka migrated, the Liuren Daoist Arts spread throughout Southeast Asia and the Hong Kong, Macau, and Taiwan regions. But in modern times, the original power of Master Liuren's arts was lost, and it mostly became a tool for conmen. Luckily, the Clear Sky Order's Elder Thomas was a contemporary of Master Liuren, and through Daoist exchanges, the Liuren Daoist Arts were recorded in the Codex of Ascension. That's why, when Shawn Young used his Celestial Essence, the effects matched the legendary power of the Liuren Daoist Arts.
Paul Park's followers looked utterly defeated. They even considered cutting ties with him, since this was just too humiliating! But remembering the powerful forces backing Paul Park, they swallowed their pride. One of them found an old newspaper in the hallway, hurriedly wrapped Paul Park up, and dragged him away as fast as they could!
Once Paul Park and his crew left, the crowd knew the show was over and started to disperse. But the rowdy guys couldn't stop talking about today's events. A few journalism students who witnessed the bizarre match decided, out of 'professional instinct,' to turn Paul Park's ordeal into a 20-episode series called 'Stories I Can't Avoid with Paul Park,' airing daily to boost their skills and entertain the masses. So noble.