"Ugh—damn! That guy is so arrogant! Let's go teach him a lesson!" Shawn Young had a good relationship with Alex Easton, and he always called him 'Boss.' Just for the sake of that title, he refused to let Alex Easton be humiliated like this.
"Damn, those two are so disgusting! Boss, we have to get revenge for you!" Jake Jewel shouted, joining in the outrage.
"Yeah, bullying our Boss—let's go fix those two right now, and do it in front of our Third Bro! Let's see if that punk still dares to call himself 'Big Shot'! If I catch him, I’ll chop his balls off and feed them to the dogs! As for that girl—I'll screw her before I kill her!" Danny Dean yelled, his face twisted with rage.
"Ugh—Fatty, can you chill out a bit? Stuff like screwing before killing, leave that beastly business to me! If it feels good enough, I might even do it twice! Let's go—" Alex Easton's eyes flashed with a strange light. He grabbed a shirt from the headboard, threw it on, adjusted his open boxers, and returned to his wicked style, striding toward the door. Shawn Young and the other three immediately followed him out.
The four of them left the dorm together and headed straight for the gate of Southern University. Alex Easton was carrying a pink LV ladies’ handbag full of urine, which got him recognized by a lot of people. They pointed and whispered behind his back, making the whole situation super awkward. Especially when a pair of pig-faced girls walked past, one of the dinosaur girls immediately pointed at Alex Easton and whispered nastily, "Hey, did you see the BB Campus Forum? That guy is Alex Easton, the one who just got dumped by his girlfriend! Oh my god, he’s even carrying a woman’s purse! He’s really hit rock bottom! Hmph—even the trash-picking aunties wouldn’t want him!"
"Yeah, I think so too! How does he even dare call himself a 'love guru' looking like that? Still, he’s got a bit of a look—barely enough to use…" The other dinosaur girl chimed in quickly.
These words drilled right into Alex Easton's ears, making him stop in frustration. He spun around and walked up to the two dinosaur girls, glaring at them fiercely. The girls immediately clung to each other, trembling and stuttering, "Uh—it’s broad daylight, what… what do you want!?"
"Hmph—if you keep badmouthing me, I’ll drag you both into that corner over there! Damn it—" Alex Easton threatened viciously.
"Tch—we just saw you get dumped by a girl. You’re a loser—think you’re so tough? Daring to take on both of us!? Come on! We’re not scared of you!" One of the dinosaur girls puffed out her chest and bravely stepped forward.
"Yeah! If you're so tough, let's go play in that corner you mentioned right now! Who's afraid of who these days? I’ll go all out and fight you three hundred rounds with the few pounds of meat I’ve got!" The other dinosaur girl seemed quite 'interested' in Alex Easton, boldly stepped forward, and even pulled down her collar to reveal a stretch of pale cleavage—her attitude was downright fierce!
"Uh—fine, you win! I’m not gonna stoop to your level—" Alex Easton hadn't expected the two dinosaur girls to be so aggressive, so he quickly threw out a line and bolted. Now he finally understood what 'ferocious dinosaurs' meant—messing with them is basically suicide!
"Hahaha—what a wimp! You think you can handle me with just a few moves? Go home and sharpen your gun first!"
"Heehee—he ran off looking like he’d just been assaulted—so pitiful!" The two dinosaur girls laughed wildly behind him.
"Damn—these days, you can mess with anyone but never mess with dinosaurs, or you’ll get eaten alive! Guys, let’s get outta here!!" Alex Easton and the other three heard their laughter and felt their scalps tingle, so they hurried their pace and ran away.
They scrambled off to the gate of Southern University. Alex Easton flagged down a taxi, and the four of them piled in. Alex Easton and Danny Dean squeezed together, and the LV handbag full of urine got squashed by Danny’s bulk, sending a strong stench wafting through the car. The driver immediately yelled, "Damn—who peed their pants in here? That’s some serious fire!"
"Uh—don’t get worked up, bro. We’re young, so we’ve got a lot of fire! Here—keep the two yuan, just please get us to downtown Golden Dragon V!" Alex Easton quickly handed the driver two yuan.
"Hehe—no problem! I heard Golden Dragon V downtown is the favorite spot for all the rich kids in Nanming City! Lots of beauties there—perfect for flirty young guys like you! Man, I envy you!" The driver sighed, suddenly not minding the smell, and started driving toward the city center.
Soon they arrived outside the lavishly decorated Golden Dragon V. Shawn Young looked out the window and saw that, while it was a notch below the 'Golden Palace Nightclub,' it was still busy thanks to its prime location. It was already past five in the afternoon, and the huge parking lot outside Golden Dragon V was packed with cars of all kinds. At the entrance, two rows of beautiful, fashionably dressed hostesses stood, wearing high-slit cheongsams that showed off their legs, smiling and welcoming guests.
Most of the people coming and going at the entrance were trendy, rich young folks, almost all of them hugging one or two pretty women, laughing loudly. Some of the wilder ones were even making out and groping their girlfriends’ thighs right at the door—just like a scene from a Japanese adult film. Clearly, Golden Dragon V was an open place.
"Whoa—just looking at those two rows of pretty girls at the entrance is a treat, and there’s live action outside too! Imagine how wild it must be inside! You young guys are living the good life—so much 'happiness'!" The driver’s eyes lit up as he watched the wild young couples, and he laughed with a double entendre. Clearly, he was one of their kind.
"Hehe—driver bro, we’re not going in to play. Do you see that sapphire blue BMW over there? Swing around that way, I’ve got some private business to handle, then I’ll pay you extra and we’ll leave together!" Alex Easton said, pointing to the BMW at the edge of the parking lot.
"Oh! No problem, if you’ve got the cash, you can go anywhere—hehe—" The driver grinned, turned the wheel, and quickly pulled up beside the BMW.
Everyone was stunned—because they saw the BMW gently rocking, with the door half open. What shocked them most was a nearly naked couple tangled up inside, the guy on top of the girl, holding her legs up and thrusting away, while the girl’s pale thighs wrapped around his waist, moaning and screaming in pleasure.
"Damn—those two really are going at it in the car! Time to spice things up!" Alex Easton yelled, rolled down the window, ripped open the LV handbag, and hurled it straight into the open BMW door—
Boom—the LV handbag smacked right into the guy’s head, bursting open and splashing urine all over him and the girl beneath him.
"Hahaha—bullseye! My wind-swept pee is seriously awesome! So satisfying!!" Alex Easton laughed excitedly.