Experts Say So

12/2/2025

Seeing Shawn Young set down his long legs, Joanna Gong let out a sigh of relief. But deep down, she felt a hint of disappointment. That feeling just now was truly thrilling—she’d been scared, but also somehow looking forward to it... Her emotions were a tangled mess, and she couldn’t quite describe what she was feeling.

Shawn Young’s mind wandered lewdly: "Having these little hands help me out is way better than using my own rough hands. Who knows... maybe I can even tempt her to use her mouth... That’d be amazing!"

"Uh... No, of course I’m not mad. Don’t overthink it..." Shawn Young gently stroked Joanna Gong’s silky hair, speaking with affection.

"Oh my god! It’s huge!! Way bigger than I imagined! And... I... I wasn’t talking about that method... I meant another one... I’m not used to this..." Joanna Gong guessed what Shawn Young wanted her to do, her pretty face flushed so red it was almost dripping, and she quickly stammered in embarrassment.

"So what’s the method... I’m seriously about to explode here!" Shawn Young said, totally frustrated.

"Um... but right now... my, um, place is about to leak... It feels so uncomfortable... You should go back first! I’ll tell you the method later." Joanna Gong let go of the burning, massive thing in her hands, panic rising in her heart. After all, she was still a virgin, totally unprepared for Shawn Young’s size and hardness, and she blurted out in a fluster.

"Uh... fine!" Shawn Young could only agree, sighing to himself about how this woman always chose the worst time for her period—right when he needed her most. What a tease!

Helpless, Shawn Young took a few deep breaths, fighting down the urge bubbling in his lower abdomen. He gently hugged Joanna Gong and slowly left the edge of Lover’s Lake with her. After another ten minutes or so, he dropped her off under the girls’ dormitory.

"Ugh... it’s leaking so much... I... I’m going in first..." Joanna Gong left Shawn Young’s embrace, her pretty face red, legs squeezed together as she spoke.

"Mm, hurry up and go... Good night..." Shawn Young nodded at her.

"Oh? What method is that? Is it really effective? Because I'm feeling pretty fired up right now." Shawn Young said mischievously, grabbing Joanna Gong's soft, plump little hand.

Shawn Young's mind wandered lewdly: "Having these little hands help me out is way better than my own rough ones. Maybe... I can even tempt her to use her mouth... Now that would be heaven!"

Thinking about this, Shawn Young couldn't help himself. One hand guided Joanna Gong's soft little hand to his raging erection, while the other hooked around her neck, gently pushing her head downward...

"Oh my god! It's so big! Way bigger than I imagined! And... I... that's not the method I meant... I meant another one... I'm not used to this yet..." Joanna Gong guessed what Shawn Young wanted her to do, her pretty face blushing so hard it could drip water. Flustered, she stammered shyly.

"So what is the method... I'm seriously about to explode here!" Shawn Young said, totally frustrated.

"Uh... but right now... it's about to leak out... It's really uncomfortable... You should go back first! I'll tell you the method later." Joanna Gong let go of the hot, hard thing she was holding, panicking inside. She was still a virgin, totally unprepared for Shawn Young's impressive weapon, and she was so scared she hurriedly blurted out her excuse.

"Uh... fine!" Shawn Young could only agree, silently cursing her timing. Of all times, she had to pick now to get her period—when he needed her most! Women are such trouble!

Left with no choice, Shawn Young took a few deep breaths, desperately trying to suppress the surging urge in his lower belly. He gently hugged Joanna Gong and slowly left the Lover's Lake, walking her to the girls' dorm after about ten minutes.

"Ugh... it's leaking a lot... I... I'll go in first..." Joanna Gong left Shawn Young's arms, blushing, her legs squeezed tight as she spoke to him.

"Yeah, hurry up and go... Good night..." Shawn Young nodded to her.

Joanna Gong stopped, glanced around, and whispered to Shawn Young, "Um... are you still feeling all bottled up?"

"Uh... a little, but it’s fine... It’ll pass," Shawn Young replied, his face flushing.

"The method I wanted to tell you about for easing a man’s urges is—a cold shower. Experts say it’s really effective for suppressing sexual urges!" Joanna Gong said quietly, her face still red.

"Huh!? What kind of crappy expert tells a guy to take a cold shower at a time like this!? Are they trying to kill me..." Shawn Young rolled his eyes, nearly floored by the expert advice.

"I don’t really know... I’m just clueless... but that’s what the top physiological experts wrote in the book," Joanna Gong said, clearly trusting the experts.

"So... did those top experts mention—if you take a cold shower when you’re all bottled up, what if you catch a cold? Wouldn’t that mess up your sex life too?" Shawn Young felt like banging his head against the wall. Now he finally understood the saying: 'Experts are everywhere!' In China, there are as many so-called experts as there are veggie vendors on the street—you could bump into several just walking around!

"Um... that part the experts didn’t mention. But don’t worry... experts say it’s just a way to temporarily ease the urge. And they also say—the best solution, when conditions allow, is for a man and a woman to do that thing together... It’s good for you, good for me..." Joanna Gong explained.

"Uh... what do they mean by 'when conditions allow'?" Shawn Young thought these experts loved making things sound mysterious.

"Oh... it means if you’re willing and I’m willing, we find a romantic spot, light some candles... have a little wine, listen to soft music, maybe dance a bit... Don’t be so impatient... let’s build up the mood slowly... That way... I won’t feel so nervous... I think the experts are totally right!" Joanna Gong said, biting her lips shyly.

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"Find a romantic spot... Oh, I get it now! Experts really are experts! Haha..." Shawn Young finally understood—after all that, Joanna Gong didn’t like 'wild combat,' she preferred this artsy, romantic vibe.

"Wait until... I’m all clean, then I’ll come find you... You go ahead and head back first..." Joanna Gong said, her face crimson as she darted close to Shawn Young, gave him a quick kiss, and then hurried upstairs to the dorm.

Shawn Young watched her graceful figure disappear, touched the kiss Joanna Gong left on his cheek, and inhaled the lingering scent of her innocence on his clothes. He sighed and shook his head, glanced up at the sky—thin moon, dim stars, it was clearly late at night, though he had no idea what time it was. Frustrated, he pressed down on his throbbing erection, his lower abdomen still burning from Joanna Gong’s explosive body. And she’d just run off, leaving him hanging! How was he supposed to deal with his needs on this long night? Just thinking about it made his erection struggle and rise again, expressing its strong dissatisfaction!

"Sigh... Sorry, buddy... Looks like we’ll just have to listen to the experts and take that cold shower..." Shawn Young couldn’t think of any better solution, so he comforted his angry little Shawn Young, resigned to the experts’ advice. Maybe those experts really did know how to adapt to any situation.

Shawn Young trudged gloomily back to dorm 302, opened the door, and found the place pitch dark—totally different from the usual noisy chaos. He flipped on the light and realized that besides their often-absent leader Xu Dong, even Jia Xiaoyu, who usually lounged in bed, and Ding Dacong, who hogged the computer, were gone!

That’s when Shawn Young remembered—Jia Xiaoyu and Ding Dacong had found their own springtime! And clearly, those two had picked up a thing or two from their leader Xu Dong—strike while the iron’s hot!

At that moment, Jia Xiaoyu was cuddled up with his 38D 'Wet Chest' at a secluded corner by Lover’s Lake, getting some 'deep communication'! Meanwhile, Ding Dacong was dragging Gu Xiaomei into a dark corner of the school infirmary, gently massaging away her foot pain. Of course, Ding Dacong kept 'accidentally' rubbing her calf, and Gu Xiaomei played coy, shy but not resisting, getting all tangled up with him...

Staring at the deserted 302 dorm, Shawn Young glanced down at his poor little Shawn Young, still angry and tenting his pants. Shawn could only sigh, grab it firmly, and head for the shower. His little buddy struggled and roared, but had no choice but to accept the fate of a cold shower...

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