Take a closer look: what we've got here is a black stick, about a foot long, with one end a bit thick and the other kinda skinny. If you think about that old saying, 'grind an iron rod into a needle,' well, this rod is pretty much the poster child for that. Huh, now that I really think about it, the shape is kinda... suggestive, isn't it? But you know what they say—philosophers see vice, historians see history, and bored nerds just see something to kill time with. As for the ladies present, they just think it's wild that this thing glows at all, and don't have any other thoughts about it.
Meanwhile, Jill Young was absolutely thrilled by this mysterious glowing doodad.
"I grab~"
It lit up.
"I let go~"
It went out.
"I grab again~"
It lit up again.
"I let go again~"
It went out again.