Having Babies Is the Only Thing I Can’t Do

Two hours later, Ian Song helped Mira Su out of the hotel.

Thinking back to when they checked out, Mira couldn't help but blush at the strange look the front desk girl gave her. She reached out and pinched Ian's waist, "You little rascal, it's all your fault! Now people are laughing at me!"

Sometimes there's just no point arguing with a woman, so Ian didn't try to explain and just kept begging for mercy, promising he'd be gentler next time.

Mira immediately glared at him, "You little rascal, you even want a next time?"

"It was my first time, Mira! You just ate me up and wiped me clean, so you have to take responsibility for me." Ian grinned mischievously.

"You say it was your first time, but wasn't it my first time too!" Mira retorted, annoyed. This guy had clearly gotten the better deal, yet he acted like he'd suffered a huge loss. He really deserved a beating!

Ian just chuckled and didn't argue anymore, but the hand he had around Mira's slender waist started to get mischievous. Since she'd just lost her virginity, her body was especially sensitive, and Ian's teasing quickly became too much for her.

"Stop it, you little rascal! Or I won't let you off!"

"Still acting tough, huh?" Ian's hand suddenly slid down and gave her a firm squeeze on the butt.

"Mmm!"

Her sensitive spot was attacked, and a tingling numbness spread through Mira's whole body. Realizing they were out in public, she didn't dare say anything harsh and quickly begged for mercy.

Since Ian had already wired one billion yuan to Mira, the project could restart. Mira decided to go to the hospital to tell Su Meng the good news, hoping it might help his condition improve.

But Ian insisted on coming along. Now that Mira was his woman, he didn't mind helping Su Meng recover from his heart disease.

Hearing that Ian wanted to go to the hospital, Mira tensed up. "You little rascal, why do you want to go to the hospital?"

"To meet my future father-in-law, of course!" Ian replied as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

Mira's expression grew serious. "No way, that's way too sudden! I'm not ready yet. Besides, you're only 17 and I'm already 24. The age gap is just too big—we're not suitable for each other at all!"

Ian didn't care at all. "Doesn't bother me. Besides, isn't there a saying that a woman three years older is like hugging a golden brick?"

"But I'm seven years older than you!"

"Then I'll just hug two golden bricks!"

"...You...!" Mira was left speechless. Why couldn't this little rascal understand?

"Alright." Ian hugged Mira's soft body even tighter. "Mira, I get what you're saying. Being together is between us—why worry about what other people think?"

Honestly, Mira was pretty moved by Ian's words. But she still felt he was too young and didn't understand how complicated things could get. If they really wanted to be together, just getting past their parents would be a huge hurdle.

"Ian, it's not as simple as you think!"

"It's not complicated either!"

"Why are you so stubborn?"

*Smack!*

Ian suddenly planted a kiss on Mira's cheek and declared domineeringly, "Bottom line, you're my woman now. Anyone who tries to steal you, I'll break their legs!"

"Forget it, I'm done talking to you!"

Mira shoved Ian away and stormed off ahead, fuming.

Seeing she was genuinely angry, Ian quickly chased after her and said softly, "Alright, Mira, I promise—we'll keep our relationship secret for now. Everything else can wait until later."

Mira's smile returned. "When we get to the hospital, you can't say anything reckless!"

"Alright, I'll listen to you," Ian quickly agreed.

"You shameless couple, you made me search all over for you!" Just then, a voice full of venom rang out.

Ian and Mira turned toward the voice and saw Vincent Shen getting out of a car with four burly men. His eyes were full of hatred as he glared at them fiercely.

"Vincent Shen, it's you!" Mira's face changed instantly.

Vincent cursed, "You bitch, I thought you were some kind of firecracker, but look at you flirting in public with this little bastard!"

"Shut up!" Ian stepped forward, putting himself between Mira and Vincent, and glared at him with disgust. "Looks like the lesson I gave you at the restaurant wasn't enough. You still dare to come looking for trouble!"

"You're dead, you little punk!" Vincent was furious that all his scheming had ended up benefiting Ian. He hissed menacingly, "You four, get him! I want this punk's legs broken!"

"Yes, Young Master Shen!"

The four strong men rushed toward Ian at Vincent's command, their eyes full of disdain.

"Pretty boy, get down on the ground!"

One of the men roared and threw a punch at Ian's chest. In his mind, a pretty boy like Ian was so weak he could take on five of him alone.

"Get lost!"

These four tough guys had learned a bit of crude martial arts, but hadn't even reached the Post-natal early stage. Ian didn't care about them at all. With a single kick, he sent the first attacker flying.

The other three were surprised—they hadn't expected this pretty boy to be so strong.

After a moment's hesitation, the three split up and attacked Ian from three directions.

To a master like Ian, fighting one or three made no difference.

So, with a flurry of 'bang, bang, bang,' the three tough guys followed their companion, each sent flying several meters by Ian's kicks.

Vincent Shen was stunned that his four hired thugs were so easily defeated. Fear welled up inside him as he slowly backed away, planning to escape.

*Whoosh!*

In a blur, Ian appeared right in front of Vincent Shen, grabbed him by the neck, and with his other hand unleashed a rapid volley of slaps.

After a while, he tossed Vincent—whose face was swollen like two steamed buns—onto the ground and stomped down beside his head.

*Crack!*

The hard concrete split with a loud sound, and when Ian lifted his foot, the ground was covered in a web of cracks.

"This time I stomped the ground. If you dare bother Mira again, next time I'll stomp your skull! Now get lost!"

Staring at the network of cracks, Vincent Shen was scared out of his wits. He scrambled to his feet and ran for his car, not daring to challenge Ian again.

With Vincent gone, Ian returned to Mira, only to find her staring at him in disbelief, her face full of shock and amazement.

Ian waved his hand in front of her eyes. "Mira, snap out of it!"

Mira finally came to her senses and clung to Ian's arm, looking at him curiously. "Not only are you amazing at piano and stone-gambling, but you can fight like this too? Be honest, what can't you do?"

Feeling her softness against his arm, Ian grinned. "There are plenty of things I can't do! For example, I have no idea how to give birth to a child!"